BubbleBanana

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

Older you get, the more you realize nobody really gives a shit.

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.

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If the Earth was flat, cats would’ve pushed everything off of it by now.

#fitblr

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