𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕫.

“Uh, yeah. What self-respecting woman doesn’t carry an axe in her purse?” 

“Eating soup is a telltale sign of Satan worshipping and severe criminal activity. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stop eating it immediately.” 

“Right, a pun. Piece of advice? Maybe pick a pun that people might actually get. Preferably one that doesn’t sound racist...you know how sensitive some people can be these days.” 

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“What exactly is a ‘mesclun around’ burger? Were you trying to say ‘Mexican’? Because that seems a little racist.” ( @burgerstm )

“Well, he definitely doesn’t sound like a great Swede to me. Unless ‘Swede’ means ‘big moron’ now.” Rosa had very little tolerance for cheaters. Actually, it was none. She had zero tolerance for them. Or people who ate soup regularly. That was beside the point. “Look, he’s a dick, okay? Or at least, he thinks with it. You’ll find someone better now.” 

“Yes. Hats. That is definitely the thing I secretly collect.” It isn’t hats. It’s unicorns. But she’d kill you before letting you find that out.

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“You’re so right. NO ONE screws Rosa Diaz over.” She’d tried her hand at love...and failed. A lot. At this point, she’d adopted the philosophy of ‘if it happens, it happens & if it doesn’t...’ Well okay, she hadn’t exactly figured out the last part yet, but she’d get there. Everything would be fine. Probably. “So who screwed you over?”

- Rosa Diaz, probably

“You smell like you just spent the night in the sewer,” Rosa addressed the perp cuffed to a chair in front of Charles’s desk. “Busted by Boyle, huh? No offense, but that’s a little pathetic -- actually, I don’t care if you take offense, I’ve really gotta stop using that expression.” ( @circecarlyle ) 

“Right, like that junkie I arrested earlier was just holding it for a friend. That why you took all the cash out of it, too? But hey, you wanna go to the 9-9 so bad, let’s go.” Rosa had to admit, people like Kenzi kept her job entertaining. It seemed there was nothing the brazen thief wouldn’t try, and Rosa rather enjoyed the game of cat-and-mouse...not that she’d ever tell Kenzi that.  “I bet Santiago’s doing something stupid we can make fun of - probably not as stupid as stealing, but still. When I left, she was re-organizing her Captain Holt binder.”