Aim High, Shoot Higher

Well good thing I boldly do things wrong all the time, anyway!

[proceeds to go double-check a map himself]

We practice horse > camel appreciation in this household. You look 30% cooler and more cowboy-esque riding in on a horse, anyway.

Again, I'd bring proof to the table before you start makin' dumb wagers like that.

...What?

Wanted to, but totally not worth it!

...Yes? Why, you're not trying to politically sway me, are you?

You should wear a rubber glove on your head and a fake beak to sell it. If you're going to mess with people, might as well go all out, right?

I remember a town... but I can't remember what I was doing there or why.

Of course I do, I love supporting the public sector. The better question is, do you?

Please get off my property!