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 “— no… I mean, yeah. Kinda. She’s just old, and has alzheimer’s, so she tends to forget what Martin Luther King did back in the Civil War. It’s nothing personal, I swear!”

“Yeah. She’s not coming over, is she?”

“…. You wanna bet Grant? I can be poor if I wanted to… I’ll give all my stuff to the needy.”

“But then I’ll just give all my stuff to you? And you won’t be poor again? That’s what brohood means, Thomas.”

“Yeah, okay, whatever. Fine, you can have a little bit, but only because I feel bad!”

“Thank you. I'll reward you with my silence.”

“Aren’t the holidays great? Sure it’s a little cold outside, but I have coffee, and it keeps my insides all nice and warm. Plus, starting tomorrow, I can listen to all the holiday music my little heart desires. Not only that, but my birthday is coming up. I could cry, honestly, I could.”

“Coffee? What about like... cocoa? Hey, though, happy early birthday. You deserve to be happy.”

“...So your grandma’s kinda racist, huh?”

bubble 07 *rolls out like james bond*