EYES LIKE A CAR CRASH

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

No matter how educated, talented, rich, or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

if you don’t laugh at my jokes i will

Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking him at work

I think we as a generation need to stop being impressed by basic shit in relationships.

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”