Vargo Vakarienė

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

Tankies fr are trying to convince folks that hating people in red who attempted to eradicate your ethnic group means that you love people in brown who attempted to eradicate your ethnic group

I suffer from a disease called "can load the dishwasher correctly" it's incredibly rare, very few people have it

garlic has never wronged me… been a friend through it all

i think the met gala should be a haunted maze and instead of the red carpet the celebrities have to prove their worth through dressing on theme and if their outfit sucks they get killed by a chainsaw weilding john waters

tankies are like “i can excuse genocide, but i draw the line at disrespecting a dead dictator”

dont be a slave to the limitations of Halloween, be a macabre bitch every day