pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

This makes so much sense tho

Let me tell you how great Lottie is. 1. She has EVERYTHING. This girl can literally have anything she wants and instead of hanging out with girls of her social class she’s friends with a poor girl. 2. Not only is she below her social class but she is African American which back in the twenties was COMPLETELY frowned upon. Lottie is risking social status to be friends with Tia. 3. When Tia and Naveen end up together in the end, Lottie doesn’t throw a fit or act upset, she is genuinely happy that Tiana has found true love even though that’s all Lottie has ever wanted her whole life. Something that her daddy can’t buy for her. 4. She’s true to herself and doesn’t let others judge her just because of how much money she has and she has a wonderful friend like Tiana that loves her for that. Lottie is wonderful and is highly underrated.

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

According to the actual rules of Jenga, this is not a legal move and is equivalent to causing a collapse.

this is cute as HELL

I’m about to cry

Drag him queen

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

I’ve been trying to do this for 10 years and it’s safe to say it’s not working at all

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already