Fidelius

Lara Croft reading notes from someone who died from traps or monsters in the tomb she’s currently raiding: rip to that guy but I’m different

And she is

This just made me realize that news articles always portray poachers as people from the area who killed them for money. But if they’re not being killed when people can’t travel there, then it’s not anyone from the area doing the killing. Makes me wonder how many of the “poachers” were actually trophy hunters from Europe or the US.

ALL OF THEM

I think the best moment in all of television in the last decade was viola davis in how to get away with murder taking all her makeup and her wig off, turning around, facing her husband, and going “why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”

I think the best moment in all of television in the last decade was viola davis in how to get away with murder taking all her makeup and her wig off, turning around, facing her husband, and going “why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

like in lazarus rising when dean asks “who are you?” cas could’ve should’ve answered “i’m castiel, i’m an angel of the lord” but no he needed to lead with “i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.” i love how cas saw this as the most important answer, that from his first line we know he takes pride in saving dean, that the first thing he wants dean to understand is not i’m an angel it’s you’ve been wondering who saved you and it was me it was me it was me