jordy

this is why I’m alive

Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space

more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.

are they eggs or not someone tell me

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

this is where he did it to them

are you shitting me i used to live a city away from fucking HIM?

he could’ve done it to you

You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

“you know i had to do it to em” is like almost two years old at this point and it still hasnt gotten old, other memes just die but “you know i had to do it to em” remains so iconic that i cant even look at a picture of a sidewalk without expecting the caption or without thinking “he could’ve done it to them here but he chose not to”

The Gentle Alien needs some school supplies

Answer our questions and you may enter

they’re both named Staple

i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

op this post is a big yeet

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

I am awake but at what price