જ⁀➴Theodore nott (duh)

ik im such a hypocrite for putting him first and matt at last but like hear me out. When it comes to teddy hes the kinda guy who will treat you as an absolute equal to him, i see all these people showing him as this manipulator or cheater or manchild which OMGGGG i can NOTT stress enough, yall are letting nicolo govenders personality from baby bleed into theos by making him this dumb druggie fboy when theo is canonically one of the smartest students in his year and an aloof indifferent boy who didnt like cliquey behaviour. you guys lean too much into the slytherin BOYS aspect and not the SLYTHERIN part, just cause one is a slytherin doesnt mean they NEED to have a bad quality or red flag although ik it add the drama you guys love but personally i hate it.

Theodore notts greatest fear is ending up like his father in even the slightest, he has a genuine reason to put in so much effort to be the best possible person he can be in a relationship and realistically speaking hes the only boy among them all who has motivation to want to be a better person unlike the other boys who are being carried by the 'love fixes everything' trope. also I have a thing for men that are smart and dont mind competent woman. its so lonely being on this side of the fandom where self respect is an actual thing.

He is my BLUEPRINTT of what i want in a guy. plus both of us are intellectuals in different ways meaning we just get each other the best and both enjoy parallel play.

જ⁀➴Blaise Zabini (UNDERRATED FOR WHAT??)

Blaise is SCARILY underrated and i think its pureeeeee rascism, you guys saw a poc thats canonically attractive and went 'hmmm lets make him a twink' and then switched up and made whole new white boys like omg. first off, you'd have ariadne as your mother in law which is ALREADY the best pro to being with him, secondly, blaise is the most secure, king like, provider guy among ALLL of them meaning theres nothing to 'fix' save for the minor trauma of his mom being a murderer and him not believing in love (i can fix him) but also because blaise hes got everything with barely ANYY redflags.

he also strikes me as someone who'd be the typa guy who'd let you do as you please like spend his money, get frustrated at him, beat a bitch and hed only be the most supportive guy. like calm bf x dramatic gf is the only trope i see him in (pansy BAGGED with him)

(theos the same but like + a shit ton of angst to keep life spicy)

જ⁀➴Lorenzo Berkshire

in another life i shifted for him and we were like claire and gibsie. I was so torn when scripting my s/o like i scripted teddy off the bat but i always had this nagging feeling of enz being th eone who got away since we were so alike and we're like enola and Tewkesbury variants. In my dr Lorenzo does NOT have a fucking black book are you KIDDING me?? thats disgusting plus his elder sister Tauria raised him better than that she'd have his actual head. I just think Enzo although being very shrewd is just such a fun and supportive person to be around.

Plus hes a very witty, classy and suave person, thats just hella magnetic and entertaining. dating him reminds me of the song 'Take on me' by A-ha

જ⁀➴Draco Malfoy

not romantically but i see him as a glass prince and personally the delicate yet helpful nature he has despite the attitude is something i can deal with or help with because he just triggers my maternal instincts *they all do*

To me draco is this smart, fragile, loyal, helpful guy and thats something that has its own charm but I would NOT pick him to be my bf, like this whole rating is based on how i would get along with each guy and whether i see romantic potential in them for me. with me and draco i feel it would work out long run if he ended up evolving past being an insecure little brat. if push came to shove id enjoy being with draco more than Matt because its the same thing, even with him I'll get to retain full sovereignity.

જ⁀➴Matteo Riddle(it feels like a sin rating him so low especially since i used to be super in love with him like a year ago)

hes a bit too volatile for my taste and i personally hate the power play trope like i dont wanna date someone who thinks of me as a supordinate or someone to protect because thats just who matt is like hes for the girlies who dont mind being tamed or sum shit, i fear I'd bite a dudes head off if he tried to tell me what to do or play tricks with me. like hes for the dark romance girlies that wanna be fix it felixes. plus in my dr me and matt are often told we were siblings in another life because we're soooo similar (dark brown wavy/curly hair, puppy dog eyes, playful, short temper, hate being told what to do, curse like sailors, etc) Like matt is for someone who either has the capacity to yell and go along with his temper or be so docile he feels like a sinner for yelling at you, i personally would slap a guy right across the face if he tried to put me down or control me out of dominance and not devotion. Thats not to say that i see matt as a red flag or something, i mean he is but its more about the fact that he and I wouldnt mesh well together in a way that could last.

as you said, his greatest fear is becoming like his father—a cruel, unjust, and vile version of himself that he’s forced to confront every time he looks in the mirror. the physical resemblance alone is enough to make nott want to tear at those soft strands of hair of his; the idea of becoming like him is even more terrifying. the kind of fear that shows up in nightmares, waking up in a panic after dreaming that you’d left because of the choices he’d been making. so theo strives, every day, to be better: better than yesterday, but not as good as tomorrow. not that he’s the gentlest person in the world—there are parts of himself he has no intention of changing, like his sharp wit and biting tongue—but he clearly acts differently from his father and works constantly to distance himself from the man who merely was his sperm donator.

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Draco Malfoy - Son of Zeus

Draco Malfoy made sure that every living breathing thing on the earth’s soil knew he was a son of Zeus. Young Draco was the pride of the Malfoy lineage, being the only child to have coursing godly blood through his veins and be born an heir to the family. And without a doubt, gain the title as Voldemort’s servant, which was expected and demanded by Lucius Malfoy.

Draco was raised to look down upon others, no one was to mess with him, or challenge their rights against him. However, that didn’t stop the young blond from thinking otherwise, he had a wish to converse and make friends just as any other child did. However, Draco only knew how to demand attention, because the son of the Malfoy estate and of the ruler of Olympus should only receive—that is exactly how he was raised, taught to take and never give back.

Malfoy felt inferior to other children of Zeus, afraid that he would come out as second, end up labeled as the useless child if he didn’t do better. You would never find Draco and his half brother, Cedric, in the same room chatting it up; he hated that golden boy fool more than anything, couldn’t stand how that achiever made everyone proud.

Little did Draco know that he would soon be faced with someone he hated even more as his next half-brother.

Draco’s Detailed Individual Headcanons (coming soon…)

Blaise Zabini - Son of Demeter

Blaise Zabini, he was a quiet man, intelligent, and perceptively watchful. He was the son of Demeter—the goddess of fertility and agriculture—Blaise was known to be calm and acted as a safe space for his friends, even getting them out of trouble when they snooped in the wrong places.

Blaise never communicated nor had a proper relationship with his father or godly parent. His birth mother being Demeter and his father a human consort, and not long after he was born did his father send him to his ex wife, Francesca Zabini, the notorious husband killer.

Not much was known about Blaise’s father after that, some say he found a place to hide away, others say that he was missing and quite possibly murdered. However, no substantial evidence to prove any of these claims, all we knew was that the man was generous enough to leave mounds of gold to Mrs. Zabini.

Blaise’s Detailed Headcanons (coming soon…)

Tom Riddle - Son of Hades

He was a spitting of Voldemort during his prime despite being a son of Hades. Tom Riddle, the older half-brother of Mattheo Riddle, son of a god, and raised by a human monster.

The first heir of Slytherin to be born by the ruler of the underworld, the king of the dead; Hades himself saw potential in Voldemort's plan, intersecting the world of death and purebloods together would bring about true power, the offer was nothing but tempting.

That was where young Tom entered the scene, striding through the hallways of Hogwarts, a sense of governing and authority was absorbed in his eyes. He knew who he was, why he was here, and the power he held. No mere mortal could stand by him in comparison.

Tom and his younger brother were sent to the Malfoy’s at the age of ten, left to the cold embrace of the castle while his father had disappeared. Untraceable. Though, Tom knew better than to believe the soft hearted public and their desire for peace, Lord Voldemort was bound to be unleashed once more, whether they were prepared for his havoc or not.

Tom’s Detailed Individual Headcanons (coming soon…)

Theodore Nott - Son of Poseidon

Theodore Nott, a young man with a strained past. He was like oil in water, unable to mix with the rest of the young students his age, not until he scooped himself out and found a silent background to become a part of. Theodore buried his emotions underneath layers of anguish and self-loathing that accumulated from the years following his mother’s tragic death.

He was an offspring of Poseidon, and a weapon that his step–father had planned to use for his heinous crimes. Many pure-bloods desired to have a child bearing a Greek god’s blood, and so Thadeus Nott presented his wife, Alessandra, as a gift to the ruler of the seas; not long after did she return with an infant boy in her arms, the striking sea coloured orbs faint but evident in his newborn eyes.

Despite Theo’s inability to express his feelings like other children of the sea god, his emotions raged like a storming tidal wave, and had one decided to foolishly mess with the young man or any of his loved ones, they would bear witness to what truly means to be a son of Poseidon.

Theodore’s Detailed Headcanons (coming soon…)

Mattheo Riddle - Son of Ares

Mattheo Riddle, unlike his brother, was filled with raw saturated emotion. His soul was controlled by anger and a fear of losing everything he has or could have had.

Mattheo was the son of Ares, born from his mentally insane mother, and branded as the branch to aid the death eaters in the coming war. Just as Thadeus Nott followed his Lord, Voldemort was the first to bear a child of divine worth, starting with his eldest Tom while Mattheo was born not long after.

Carrying the darkness of his ‘father’ and blood of the god of war granted him a title that drenched in power. His name alone struck fear in the souls of wizards, witches, and governours alike. Yet despite his name and regardless of his blood and power—Mattheo was the one who feared—he feared to become the one thing he was expected to be, and he hides behind walls of anger and violence, hoping that no one saw a scared boy underneath.

Mattheo’s Detailed Headcanons (coming soon…)

Lorenzo Berkshire - Son of Dionysus

From Lorenzo Berkshire’s personality alone, one would assume him to be a son of Aphrodite, or quite possibly a child of Hermes. All assumptions are very accurate to the young man’s provocative persona and golden smile; Aphrodite especially matched his attractive features and sugar-coated tongue. However, there was another place for him, one that suited his all-rounded nature, his desire to party like the night was young, and his enjoyment playing with the hearts of many like a jester and his pawns.

Lorenzo was a son of Dionysus. The god of wine, festivity, and of the intense spiritual ecstasy that is blessed upon mortals, an euphoric sensation for the mortals whom desired and yearned for the connection to the divine above.

Before Enzo grew to be the person he was today, many weren’t sure how they felt with Dionysus claiming the boy. He was still a bundle of curiosity and a mischief maker, but little did they know that he would grow to be quite like his father, if not more cunning and manipulative. Similarly to Theodore, Enzo’s mother was given as an offering to Dionysus, an act to higher the status of wizarding aristocracy, another way to bring honour to a family of purebloods; and with a godly newborn, Charles Berkshire could boast and guffaw all he wished as his son was of divine descent.

Lorenzo’s Detailed Headcanons (coming soon…)