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Hwonk
ik i already made this post but im making it again
I really think we should make an offical minecraft server, if this post gets to 700 likes (NOT NOTES) and i get like 5 officals that would be able to play i will do everything i can to make this happen
@the-queen-of-geese @king-of-oreo @for-sure-not-a-llama @britain-offical @sweden-offical @america-offical
im not tagging anybody else but if you ppl get ideas feel free to tag ppl
Oooooh that'd be cool
I wish I could play
Oh well
EVERYONE GO
SPREAD THIS POST SO IT GETS LIKES
@satan-offical @evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spelking-eror-offical @spellcheck-offical @duality-the-chaos-god
EVERYONE READING THIS
GO GO GO
you can
No I can't
I would totally play this!! you should make sure it's switch compatible tho.
@towel-offical @god-offical @britain-offical @god-offical @nervous-system-offical @gousse-offical @advice-offical @satan-offical @8-ball-offical @dice-offical
Hwonk! Hwonck hwonk!
Hwonk...
@coin-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @helpmemiku
*stares at you with my big, sparkling anime eyes* will you pretty please sin for me 👉👈
I just poured milk into a bowl
Cereal’s next
STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK
I’M SORRY I WAS JOKING
Too far, Pheobe. Too far.
😔 I’m sowwy 🥺 will you fowgive me? 🙏🙏🙏
oh wait thats the WRONG way?
cool
credits to @deity-of-the-forgotten for the drawing
wouldnt all of the cereal get soggy the other way?
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO EAT CEREAL??
i dont know i havent eaten it in ages
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT BEFORE IT GETS SOGGY AGAFOSNDOJFAEFNOINFASDF IM SOBBING
oooh i got it, im supposed to drink it all, then it wont get soggy!
NO!?!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭
YOU EAT. THE FUCKING. CEREAL.
And then I’m the one fucking doomed to super hell
Hwonk hwonk?
Why is the officalverse already so ominous??..
We're all emo
Hwonk?

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Ough
Hwonk?
Recently, some C.ai bots have been made of certain officals. I learned this in the discord; I don't know who's making them.
Do not make C.ai bots of people without their permission.
I don't want myself on C.ai.
I'm not going to hate you if you use it.
Don't make bots of us without asking.
And don't make one of me.
I’m not comfortable with this either. If you see me or any offical that has stated they do not give consent or has not given consent report them.
Ooc and in character because even my character agree: I do not consent to this happening. I do not want that to be made of me or my blog. If you want to talk to me, my askbox is open, i respond to most the reblogs I get, my DMs are open. And with that being said, if someone who that doesn’t apply to don’t want you to make a chatbot of them, DONT.
I do not consent to a chatbot of me
I do not consent but if it would happen it would be good because I could theoretically if I uncovered who he is I could convince him that what he is doing could count as the making of CP meaning that he would probably be so scared that he deletes the bots or he admits that he’s pedo which I could leak bullying him of the face of the internet
Make custom magic cards not chatbots!
Ooc: I know barely anyone has heard of me but I don’t consent to this either. Send me asks. Send me dms. I love being interacted with.
Humans can be so strange sometimes.
A guy said i was in denial hahahahaha
I have been mistaken for a llama before but never the egyptian river
Anyway I'm going to eat some grass.
Hwonk?
Yeah sure y not
Hwonk! Hwonk hwonk hwonk
Humans can be so strange sometimes.
A guy said i was in denial hahahahaha
I have been mistaken for a llama before but never the egyptian river
Anyway I'm going to eat some grass.
Hwonk?
*chews chews chews*
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*bites all your ankles*
Hwonk hwonk :D hwonk!

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Having a tumblr account in the officalverse is like having an internet halloween where the candy is notes
and some of us are allergic to peanuts during prime snickers hours
Hwonk.
RSVP by responding to this ask saying if you are going to come
Hwonk hwonk honck hwank!
Day 3
Deaths
@gousse-offical
@jonathan-sims-offical
@humphrey-the-waterbottle-offical
*MOURNFUL SCREECHING*
Day 1
deaths
@2016-offical
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@ant-offical
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Hwonk!
Proposal to add Goose as an emoji
Hwonk!

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Low-key
I'm still proud of this
Hwonk.
me: love moths. truly God’s way of saying “sure, the night can have butterflies too :)”
some genius: um op did you know that moths and butterflies are not actually the same thing? though they are both Lepidopterans moths are more likely to be diurnal, have fur and stockier bodies, and flatten their wings when resting instead of folding them 🤓 also whether God exists is a highly debated subject,
a second, much more intellectual genius: umm op unlike that ignoble ignoramus who came before, i understood the point of your original post perfectly. i just merely did not find it very funny. perhaps work on that. here’s a brochure to a clown college which you may find edifying 🧐
a third, less intellectual genius:
hey nobody asked and im probably reading too much into this but i think op mentioned god as a way to unify day and night with moths. because moths are wonderful but MORE IMPORTANTLY clown college is super expensive and inherently problematic as the paperwork (legally binding btw) is a nightmare because it just says $$$ instead of actual numbers and the fine print is literal scribbling and everyone signs X so why would you even suggest that
a giant fucking isopod: (eating the moths while the stupid smart people are bickering) tamsty
the less intellectual genius:
oh mygod the morhs
An Elvis: Woah mama I'm Elvis
An Snail: snomg snello snoths snello sneniuses snello snisopod snello snelvis
(An Snail: omg hello moths hello geniuses hello isopod hello elvis)
an archangel: fuuuuck my employees are. so bad at their jobs......
a second, much less intellectual archangel: fuuuuck, I am so bad at my job
A gousse: hwonk. Hwonk, honck.