whats so wrong about whats wrong with me???

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

“They’re only queer because they want to be” nice! My identity is also self-constructed because I’m a human

frankly i hope straight people are straight because they think it’s fun and it makes them happy! the implication that one should not pursue happiness is so frustrating!

Regina George voice: So you admit it! You admit that your homophobic ideology directly opposes the right to liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

In all seriousness tho as a cis woman, I am only a woman because I love being one.

2025: A closeted trans girl takes estrogen while boymoding (not socially transitioning). All her friends kinda know because she has like C cup breasts and an hourglass figure, but they respect her enough to let her come out on her own terms. 2050: A closeted furry takes CRISPR CAS 9 injections to become their fursona while humanmoding (not socially transitioning). All their friends kinda know because they are covered in fur and straight up vored an entire rotisserie chicken from Costco Galactic Enterprise Corporation (still $4.99), but they respect them enough to let them come out on their own terms.

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

tumblr

alcohol

war thunder forums

Obsession (2025) was really scary because what if you took your girlfriend to a party and she did a dramatic reading of her Hansel & Gretel incest fanfiction.

Obsession (the Calvin Klein fragrance for men) is also really scary because it contains synthetic civet that's so effective at attracting big cats that wildlife researchers spray it near trail cams to get better footage. Do NOT wear it on a hike. Potion of getting mauled by a cougar.

I bring a sort of "all the stereotypes surrounding trans men are based on kids who never made it to their twenties" vibe to the function that people who call us childish find rather off-putting.

Some of you have never been on a bender and it shows. 

So? Why don’t you blow me?

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone