āāI did this thing for a German magazine and I had a really bad hangover and I was at the Landmark Hotel on Euston Road in London. Iād had a really odd day - it was a day of press and I had really smelly feet, and Iād just taken my shoes off and the room was really smelly. And David Bowie walked through the door with Brian Eno and there was this terrible smell! And Iād never met him before - and I couldnāt cope with the fact that David Bowie had walked through the door and Iād taken my shoes off and it stank. So the first thing I said was: āUh, really sorry about the smell, but I havenāt put any odour eaters in and Iāve got really bad, smelly feet.ā And he must have thought āWho the fuck is this?ā Anyway, it didnāt last very long and he left very quickly. But then I had this German photographer waiting to do pictures, and because my hangover was so bad and I was dwelling on the fact that Iād made such an idiot of myself in front of David Bowie, I needed a relief. I said, āIām gonna go and have a showerā, and he said, āKhan I take a voto ov you in the shower?ā And I said āYeahā. And I let him take photos of me having a shower and soaping up me dick. He hasnāt printed them yetā¦ā
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Damon Albarn
Blah Blah Blah, 1996.
















