ed journal

i am! obsessed! with this book from the late ming dynasty about scams to watch out for (esp. if you are a traveling merchant). this guy is like, there ARE immortals who can survive without food but you WILL NOT encounter them because they live alone in the mountains and don't talk to anyone. if a monk comes to your house and claims to not need to eat, it's probably because he's secretly eating human fetuses, or something. eunuchs are invariably corrupt and the court system is useless. however, do NOT try to bribe anyone for a better SAT result for your idiot failson; this never works. nuns WILL try to seduce your wife into cheating on you. if your idiot failson does really badly on the SAT, make sure to have his father's remains buried somewhere with A+ fengshui; this is Guaranteed to work (unless your wife is cheating on you).

oh yeah and ofc there's the classic pretending-a-cow-is-the-reincarnation-of-your-deceased-mother scam. watch out for that one

I need to know. What is the reincarnated cow mom scam?

people on here interacting with neil gaiman is so. ur like this cannot possibly a real human being off anon!!! sitting down typing out an ask like that knowing the creator of the work will see it. and then ur like well dont be an asshole maybe it's just a 14 year old engaging in fandom for the first time! but then u click on the blog to see its a 35 year old actual real adult who went hello mister GAYman (hihihaha) thank u so much for making my coffeeshop au background relationship / rarepair endgame / slow burn true love sunshine sunshine protector dynamics of my dreams come true! u really had crowley say SMUT 👍🥳🤣🙌 but why was there conflict :/sometimes people argued and???? was that really necessary??? pls tell me rn that this is in fact a happy ending fic scenario otherwise I will have to kill myself immediately in exceedingly violent fashion and it will be ur fault (if michael sheen and david tennant don't kiss again in s3 u will feel my wrath. i know ur home address) anyways. are u aware of the omegaverse trope 😜 just blink twice if that is something we can look forward to in s3 😝😂🤭 also crowley wore different clothes during different episodes?? is that a continuity error?? or will that be explained in a3?

balancing depression and ed is so hard like everyone else is exercising to burn extra calories but i can’t even get out of bed to shower lol

Remaining on this hellhole of a site into ur late 20’s is terrifying because ur watching cycles repeat themselves and watching new baby versions of ur self be birthed and then wither. All of u are college aged anorexics reblogging other anorexics, Snejana candids, pseudodeep quotes, and Lolitacore rebranded as coquette. You even have ur own Shmegeh, that one girl who posts “ironic” photos of herself just smoking cigs while severely malnourished and dressing like 2005 era models. In 10 years u will be me and ur Gigi Hadid will be my Gemma Ward and the iPad babies will have come to maturity and will be reblogging some new blonde waif as Gigi ages into obscurity and u age into obscurity and I continue to age into more obscurity. None of us were ever as unique as we thought we were. Anyway please go to therapy, love u xx