I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

“but that’s neither here nor there” well where is it then.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here