I Respect the Zsaszettes and the Zsaszettes Only

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

jim gordon is literally so funny he's the most lukewarm, milquetoast character in gotham and he's still the protagonist. he gushes about dirty cops and police brutality and still lets harvey beat the shit out of every suspect he comes across while looking at him with a scrunkly little frowny face. he throws a hissy fit because his gf didnt tell him about a gay relationship she had w one of his colleagues years before they actually met. what is his purpose. what is he doing. why is he here

Me watching discourse over which twin is or isn’t the abuser or the victim: Y’all Lila Valeska and Zach are right there.

since exclusionists are coming out of the woodwork for pride month, just a friendly reminder that this blog is a safe space for bi, pan, ace and aro ppl :]

This blog is safe for trans/nb people, people who’s gender or sexuality aren’t well known, people with neopronouns, and many more

Watching Gotham with the roomie and they’re just screaming at the screen, “EMOTE GODDAMIT EMOTE!” because we’re watching the beginning of the Ogre arc and i quote, “He’s just been told the person they’re hunting is a serial killer and he looks like he’s vaguely confused in math class. Like the teacher skipped a step and he doesn’t know how they got to this point. Like the teacher had added two plus two and gotten Jerome Killed His Mother”