The Ceaseless Watcher's Special Little Secrets

Send in whatever you’d like for TMA - headcanons, opinions, hot takes, etc! Try not to be too hateful or extreme in your ask, as I likely won’t publish it. Also, just because I publish a post or make a cute little response to it doesn’t mean I agree with the post or headcanon! Just spreading gossip, airing opinions, and having some fun.

On publishing posts: I generally will answer an ask if I think it’s funny, teasing, or an actual interesting idea/take. I’m not really here to facilitate arguments (though opposing opinions are fine) and I’m not going to publish things that make me uncomfortable or are really nasty in spirit. I’ve already gotten some confrontational/hateful asks, and I won’t be posting on this blog for much longer if it continues.

This blog is run by @voiceless-terror and isn’t on any set schedule. It might take me a while to get to some asks because I’ve gotten quite a few!

xoxo

Happy bi visibility day, indeed! I'm watching you all so very closely.

And I like what I see.

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I think any description of female characters as ‘the one brain cell’ is reductive. Georgie has plenty of flaws, many of which stem from her trauma. ‘Inability to feel fear’ does not equal competence, and Basira was led on a wild goose chase around the world by Elias and managed to speed up the apocalypse with all of Jon’s marks just as planned.

Ignoring their flaws and placing them on a pedestal does a disservice to all of their characters. It’s hard to be a chessmaster when you can’t see the whole picture, and all three of them are pawns in a much bigger game.

And that’s tragic, baby!

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Dearest Anon,

No.

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Look, anyone who wants to get rid of that pesky little thing is fine by me. You might not have a podcast anymore, but I’ll still be able to see their beautiful friendship form. 

Devote yourself to the Ceaseless Watcher instead. It’s the obvious choice. If my worshippers at Netflix are as good as they say, we’ll behold six seasons and a movie. And not a spider in sight!

xoxo

That’s Jashion, baby. Are these the ‘better’ clothes Basira was referring to? Fans like to see Jon in comfy jumpers and cozy clothes from season four on, but this eye knows he’s got a passion for fashion. 

Yes, he does own platform heels,

Hello dear- don’t worry, it won’t be getting in. Not while I’m watching. Aim a nice picture its way so I have a good view, will you?

If you’re feeling particularly frisky and own more real estate, try a flamethrower. Or maybe start small and light a candle near the window - show em you mean business.

xoxo

Dear anon,

There's a lot of fun to be had with the other fears. I tend to think of them all as a little funny in their own, shall we say, unique way. I'll always have a laugh at that "not-Sun" nonsense, and Nikola thinking she can twirl her way to a new world. Fires? So passe. Judy Perry's got that ridiculous villain schtick going - the one time this Eye wishes it could un-behold. Meat pit? Ridiculous. Fog? Get over yourself, Mr. Lukas.

I could go on like this for days. But I think that eight-legged loser that had to hijack my ritual and listen in on my Archivist is the funniest of all.

Vacuum up your spider webs and kill anything scurrying across your floor,

Look, the truth is that Jon’s an animal person. Get him to the zoo and he’ll give you a fact for every enclosure. You’ll have to drag him away. What he’s not fond of is how soft he gets around animals, immediately melting into a pile of goo at the sight of a furry friend that might give him what his touch-starved heart desires- a little bit of love!

That’s why he was so worked up about the dog in the archives- besides the very obvious mess, he wanted to look as professional as possible! Can’t have his employees thinking he’s a childish softie.

That being said, emotional support Archive cat when?

xoxo

(I have called myself a watcher on the server. I hope you don't mind)

Discord servers are a great place to feed on drama and secrets, so thank you for your patronage. All of your little communities have been quite instrumental in allowing this little Eye to behold, and I like what I see. Most of the time. Promise you won’t fly too close to the sun ;)

And of course you can call yourself a Watcher. As long as you know there’s only one moi. 

you know you love me,

The archival assistants can confirm. Sasha almost had a heart attack on finding Jon’s glowing little eyes in Document Storage. Martin’s seen him curled up in too many ‘if it fits i sits’ positions for it to be false. And Tim swears he’s seen Jon tangled up in blinds in a failed attempt at opening a window.

leave a can of tuna for your Jarchivist,

Canonically Hot Jared Hopworth Rights, am I right? The man’s a talented gardner, that’s for sure. Can’t say I mind watching him work ;)

Jared’s arms can hold you too,

Gaslights statement givers

Gatekeeps Melanie from the paranormal

Is also a boss

I know this is a joke post, but the only correct part of it is ‘boss,’ my dear. Gaslighting is a very specific manipulation tactic that Jon doesn’t employ, and he actually takes Melanie’s story when no one else will and allows her access to their resources when she needed them. There will be no Jon slander in this household.

Mind your tongue,