Dear eye, who do you think are the funniest avatars, not in "haha they make good jokes" but in a more "lmao do you see these losers?" For me it's the People's Church of the Divine Host cultists, they are like "actually you need a high iq to understand The Dark" and than the dark turns out to be kiddie fear, like it starts with a statement about scaring a child and ends with statement about scaring children in the podcast and this makes the cultists even more hilarious
Dear anon,
There's a lot of fun to be had with the other fears. I tend to think of them all as a little funny in their own, shall we say, unique way. I'll always have a laugh at that "not-Sun" nonsense, and Nikola thinking she can twirl her way to a new world. Fires? So passe. Judy Perry's got that ridiculous villain schtick going - the one time this Eye wishes it could un-behold. Meat pit? Ridiculous. Fog? Get over yourself, Mr. Lukas.
I could go on like this for days. But I think that eight-legged loser that had to hijack my ritual and listen in on my Archivist is the funniest of all.
Vacuum up your spider webs and kill anything scurrying across your floor,
gossip eye 👀


















