@gorillaz-quotes

Noodle:  Spotify keeps recommending me songs by Jack Stauber.  It keeps playing them on radio when my playlists end.

2-D:  Well, actually, Noodle, I know an album you should listen to.

2-D:  It's called The Fall.

2-D:  I made it.

2-D:  It's an album.

2-D:  With music...and songs...and...synths.

2-D:  'The Fall.'

2-D:  I mean, it's not by the band The Fall, it's by me.

2-D:  I made it.

Noodle:

2-D:  It's an album.

Murdoc: I am gay.

Murdoc: What?

Noodle: I have an idea-

Murdoc: Hold that thought.

Noodle: ..what? I can't fucking hold it. I'm BUSTING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS TO GIVE YOU MY IMAGINATIVE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS AND YOU TELL ME TO 'HOLD IT IN'? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK YOU STILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO-

murdoc: what sort of stupid question-

2-D: ooh I like babybels! and cheddar cheese and the really stringy kind you get on pizzas. and cheese strings! i love pulling them apart Noodle: mozzarella. the way that it becomes stringy when it melts is a really unique property and the flavour is a natural balance for stronger notes like tomatoes Russel: you ever try provolone? very mild, creamy flavour, lovely melting texture.  i once went to this panini joint in downtown brooklyn-

murdoc: WE'RE A BAND YOU ABSOLUTE CHAIRLEGS!  THIS ISN'T BLOODY RATATOUILLE!

interviewer:

Noodle: I, personally, was created in a lab.

Murdoc: I was summoned.

Ace: I was sadly born at the young age of seven, my mother being out of town at the time.

Del: My existence is a figment of your imagination.

2D: I was found in a cabbage field.

Cyborg Noodle: I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole nearly ten years ago.

Murdoc: Brute strength?

2D: Almost dying?