imagine you go into your place of employment (amusement park) to do training and its OPENING DAY so its BUSY and you kinda FORGOT about that when u agreed to the date and you get in to the park and get your UNIFORM and after you get your UNIFORM you go to the office as instructed and you meet a MAN who tells you to put on your UNIFORM and you’re CONFUSED and its TOO SMALL and you START CRYING and then you put your jeans back on (not allowed) and tell him they were TOO SMALL and he tells you to go BACK to the UNIFORM place so you do and you get the RIGHT SIZE and you’re like YAY but then you look down and your legs AREN’T SHAVEN and you START CRYING and then you remember you THINK you saw a pair of pants in the BAG the last time and you tell the guy you will be BACK AGAIN and you go BACK and ask for PANTS and they say they aren’t a part of the UNIFORM so you stand there feeling really STUPID (btw your morning before training was not great so you were in a mood from the second you walked in to the park) and then you START CRYING and then you cry and this kind girl takes you to the back room and lets you sit and calm down and then you buy pants and you go to try them on and they fit okay but the inside is the WORST texture and its HOT so it sticks to you when you sweat and so you START CRYING and then you sit and wait for someone to help you because you are CLUELESS and they are BUSY and you felt BAD and you wait for an hour and then the lady asks do yall need help and you said YES and you get assigned a ride and its one of your FAVORITE ones so you are really EXCITED and you get there and you LOVE your crew and this is great ok great and then theres a PROBLEM with the TABLET and they find out it was because there is another person there with the SAME EXACT NAME as you and you are told go to HR and so you go to HR and they fix your badge and then it starts RAINING and you go back to the ride to FINALLY start TRAINING (its like 5 at this point probably… i got there at 11) and then you see ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST OPPS and she TALKS TO YOU and then you train (finally) and you do great and can finally go home and when you get home you shower and go get a big bowl of lomein and beautiful crab rangoons that your mom ordered and you take it back to the couch to eat and watch the pitt with your mom and then YOU SPILL YOUR ENTIRE BOWL ALL OVER YOURSELF AND SO YOU START CRYING AND YOU CANT EAT ANY OF IT BECAUSE CATS AND YOU CRY MORE AND YOU CRY AS YOU WATCH 4 CRAB RABGOONS OUT OF AN ORDER OF 6 GET WASTED anyway how was everyones day hello
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AO3 is down, I repeat, AO3 IS DOWN NOO I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A 5 + 1 WITH PEOPLE FINDING OUT HOW FREAKY SHANE HOLLANDER IS AND IT WAS HILARIOUS 😭
Update #1 (3 minutes later): I’m going to play RE9 in hopes it’ll be back up by the time I’m done playing 😭
Update #2 (29 minutes later): guys it has went from a partial outage to a major outage, I cannot go this long without my AO3, I was reading a SuperBat Greek Gods AU before taking a break to read that Shane Hollander one, this waiting is killing me
Update #3: it’s not working for me, it keeps telling me there’s another outage *sigh* WHY WON’T YOU LET ME READ THE FORGE?! AND GET THE LINK TO THE HOLLANOV WRITING TO SHARE IT WITH THE PEOPLE?!
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75. Percabeth -64
Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase, the Percy Jackson universe
76. Hucklerobby
Dennis 'Huckleberry' Whitaker & Michael 'Robby' Robinavitch, The Pitt
77. Bunnydoll
Jax & Ragatha, The Amazing Digital Circus
78. Wangxian -25
Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
79. Shadowpeach -19
Sun Wukong & the Six-Eared Macaque, Lego Monkie Kid
80. Eternalberry
Hollyberry Cookie & Eternal Sugar Cookie, the Cookie Run franchise
81. Odypen
Odysseus & Penelope, EPIC: The Musical
82. Mizisua
Mizi & Sua, Alien Stage
83. Sterek
Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
84. Shadowvanilla
Pure Vanilla & Shadow Milk, the Cookie Run franchise
85. Moshang
Mobei-Jun & Shang Qinghua, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
86. Spideypool
Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe
87. Davekat 0
Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
88. Heavymedic
Heavy Weapons Guy & Medic, Team Fortress 2
89. Lumax
Lucas Sinclair & Max Mayfield, Stranger Things
90. Sonamy
Sonic the Hedgehog & Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog
91. Rookanis
Rook & Lucanis Dellamorte, Dragon Age: The Veilguard
92. Zoeystery
Zoey & Mystery, KPop Demon Hunters
93. Poolverine -90
Wade Wilson & Logan Howlett, the Marvel universe
94. Everlark -12
Katniss Everdeen & Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games
95. Clois
Clark Kent & Lois Lane, Superman
96. Johnlock
John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
97. Agathario -21
Agatha Harkness & Rio Vidal, the Marvel universe
98. Stolitz -64
Stolas & Blitzo, Helluva Boss
99. Devil's Minion
Armand & Daniel Molloy, Interview with the Vampire & The Vampire Chronicles
100. Skystar
Skyfire & Starscream, Transformers
The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from 2024. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last year.
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big fan of shauna being all pervy towards jackie when she’s sleeping, grazing her fingers over the skin on jackie’s hips, her thighs, taking pictures under the blankets, pressing herself up against her when they’re spooning
big fan of shauna being all pervy towards jackie when she’s sleeping, grazing her fingers over the skin on jackie’s hips, her thighs, taking pictures under the blankets, pressing herself up against her when they’re spooning
yeah because a side character, who was introduced for one season and fullfilled his role by dying heroically, turning into a bat and coming back from the dead (to do what again, exactly?) makes sooo much sense but god forbid two gay people fucking kiss on a show.
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Imagine Max not waking up until the very very end of s5 because it would be so funny that from her perspective Mike is gay suddenly and Will grew like 3 feet
(I just wanted an excuse to show these pictures side by side tbh)
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can somebody PLEASEEEE write a wlw fic w mel from the pitt please especially like a medical fic like she's wearing gloves and has her little doctor fit on ughhhh pls somebody anybody
