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Hello My Fellow Sarcastic Sex Kittens, For those who graciously emailed back your desired drinking shirt size, they've been ordered both comfortably and accordingly. Those who did not, well, not my problem as I hope they fit, kinda. I will thoroughly enjoy seeing the ladies sweater puppets on tight display since I just guessed and may have "accidentally" gotten them a smaller size. Mike mentioned that he is going to COSTCO n donating burgers and buns for the "grillin" session taking place upon our arrival back to the pad. Ill pick up condom-ints. Vanessa is making jello shots for the limo. BIG THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU! I don't foresee people needing 2 bring much alcohol for the event, as some will be in limo and at the bars, but u are welcome to pick something up if you would like for the pre-party and BBQ after. "Committee Members" are placing iron on numbers on the back of each shirt for our multiple SOUND-OFF/POUND-OFFS*. Some have requested a certain "favorite" number (option from 1-18) be placed on their shirt. If you find yourself too busy and important, as some of u must have been too busy to reply to any of my emails I've sent, blow me and skip the reach around to the next paragraph. Those who are bored at work or unemployed reading this or anyone laying on their patio sun bathing while they are writing this, email me your fav # u want. Hmmmm... I choose # 11. * POUND OFF: action verb, UCSB greek origin, when immediate intense consumption of alcohol is used to solve a discrepancy. Lastly, fashionably late to this event means u are actually fashionably gay, wasting away our time, money and alcohol consumption. I will be home from bloodys and breakfast at The Place in CdM by 11:30am and will continue preparing my liver with whoever wants to come early, as some are coming in from out of area/state. All are welcome for breakfast. Otherwise, see you at 12:30!! Just remember Focker, YOU + LATE = GAY. Chaw, AGT 11

Adult sanity...seems to me the only unalloyed form of heroism available today.

Haiku ode to my new diet

They did it. They really did it. So often crudely caricatured by others, the American people yesterday stood in they eye of history and made an emphatic choice for change for themselves and the world.

Nowadays, however, save for the large footprint of the Obama campaign, Illinois -- and particularly Chicago -- is perhaps among the least interesting places to be a voter in the entire country.