I hope that in another 4 years, hoyoverse releases the 30th draft of the flamechasers' story
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I hope that in another 4 years, hoyoverse releases the 30th draft of the flamechasers' story

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holy NINE substats, what terrible things am i feeding my HMC ðŸ˜
when the support overlap situation is so bad that your monorem team has neither cyrene nor RMC and can't even be called monorem anymore
i finished 4.3. mama i'm so scared
i hate that in the hsr fandom, "clearing" a stage means 0-cycling it. you already have an unambiguous phrase for that, can you leave the phrase "clearing" for us poor people who just want to 0* defeat the boss

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i keep wondering why people are so hyped up by sp blade's meta capabilities, until i remember that my favourite DPSes are phainon (kicks blade out of the field, preferably permanently) and mydei (anti-syngery with blade's taunt)
i'm really thankful that i experienced amphoreus live, and one reason is that i, like many others, got the live the phainon experience of becoming a mydei fan.
from "ugh who is this stereotypical muscly brawny fighter guy"/"ugh who is this half-naked showoff" to "🥺🥺🥺 mydei is the best. everyone should be looking up to mydei. mydei is so cute and beautiful and intelligent and caring and warm and he would make an excellent boss and also he's definitely one of the most handsome people in amphoreus". it's so embarassing going from hating your fave to being head over heels for your fave. but luckily for us we're never truly alone in this experience, because of course mydei's #1 fan phainon did it first.
thinking back to v3.0 when verax leo gave that riddle about "something that is cute/adored by everyone and never dies" and phainon says "mydei". i laughed so loud back then, but i really get it now phainon. of course it goes without saying that mydei is adorable and loved by all. and if that's not true, that's just presposterous and everybody should kick rocks
ok no spoilers please but i just can't wrap my head around the brimmed hatters' plan.
give a cute little girl with potential a picture book and a pen and the specific ink needed for magic, in obvious hopes that one day she realises you just need to draw the spells. lure her with pages and pages of benign spells, and then what?!?!?!!
and then slap a random LETHAL forbidden spell right in the middle of harmless spells?!?!?!?? 'the seed ive grown has started sprouting' the seed you planted nearly froze over the second it started growing!!!!! if qifrey hadn't connected the dots at that precise time and if he hadn't grabbed coco in time, she wouldn't have survived OR she might've still had her mom who would be a very strong reason for coco to never leave for an atelier in the first place. either they planted lots of 'seeds' everywhere and coco is just one of them (likely, since the merchant had multiple books), or they have some mild mind manipulation or strangehold over qifrey, or both
i just started watching witch hat atelier and it's so stressful. qifrey keeps losing his children every other episode. he walks out of the room for a while and then his girls are in yet another life-threatening situation
been half a month since phainon-cyrene's reruns were leaked and i still cant decide which to E2, i'm fuuuuucked

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the state of my hsr account: really dire
Okay this is better. E0 Phainon 5 cycles, E4 Welt 7 cycles
the state of my hsr account: really dire
i love mydei so much... i was reading teambuilding posts on reddit and came across the sentence "mydei-cyrene teams often run sustainless, where his only healing is dying three times" and i laughed so hard.
that's indeed very "i can't die... but thanks" of mydei
blade and silver wolf straight up calling the stellaron hunters their family and home 🥹🥹🥹
Given that Hoyo confirmed Phainon is an Emanator, and you can't just... Un- Emanator someone, I think that makes Jarlio-VI the only planet without a confirmed Emanator.
Xianzhou has the 7 generals (+ Luocha if he counts)
Penacony has the 4 Harmonic Strings, + Sunday for Order that one time
Amphoreus has Cyrene (MIA), and Phainon (and Evernight ig)
Planarcadia has Evanesica +Pearl + Sw999?
poor Belebog
You know that one Celestial Myriad trailer of the bad timeline where Irontomb materialises and attacks all the planets we've been in so far? For all the other planets I was like "oh man the battle is going to be brutal". For Belebog I was like "oh they're fucked, there's no way they're surviving this. They'll put up a fight sure, and out of all the planets I'm sure I'll be most moved by theirs, but they're definitely going to get wiped much faster"
Honestly I'm really interested in Belebog's thing of being much comparatively less developed than the rest of the planets in the known universe. Technologically and aesthetically speaking, Belebog is the closest to what we know irl -- no memoria, no fancy Xianzhou airships. It's cool to see how they try to "modernise", "catch up", or "fit in".
But also, Belebog does have Sampo protecting it. I dunno what's his deal but he'll definitely do everything in his power for Belebog. They also have Seele and her sea of butterflies, whatever that actually is.

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i fear phaidei has beat every "they're so wholesome they love each other so much they're perfect together" ship for me. none of my previous OTPs with this trope even come close. i never imagined that any pairing could fit together so perfectly and be so completely in love with each other as phaidei is.
the more i learn about hsr meta properly the worse things look, man.
Phainon needs to be E2 minimally to keep up with the current meta. And in his upcoming rerun, you would probably want more than just his E2 so that he can keep up with future meta until his next rerun. (Also, Phainon on release already needed his S1)
Streets say that Fugue is basically unuseable at E0 now, and E1 is being used now only because there isn't much better
If you want to use Cyrene past Amphoreus, you need her E2. It's not even really about the QoL with newer chars, it's just the sheer fact that the damage amp at E0 is not enough even for Ampho characters that she synergises best with.
The fact that every single characters needs multiple eidelons if you don't want to ditch them is really disheartening. It means you need to basically give up on entire regions' new characters if you don't want to abandon your fave. Even if you're a dolphin.
"It's always been meta or collection though--" Not if you're an old hi3 players it's not. I was F2P in hi3 and I could get virtually every S rank character and almost all their gear. Like yes, all battlesuits would fade into obscurity, but generally speaking they would be replaced by a shiny new version of that same character. I hate thinking that in HSR, I have to stick to an extremely outdated and weak gameplay if I want to actually still see my fave on screen.