me & the bad bitch i pulled by being possessed

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

STEM is for lesbians

guys its july 20th, the day humans first ever made it to the moon. its moon day. everyone wake up its moon day. the first time humankind set foot on a celestial being that wasn't earth was 55 years ago today. probably culturally significant i think. happy moon day everyone

i only care about spider

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”