old hard wu’ed floor one shot!!!🥸🙂😖😖🥸😰😳😟🤫😬😖😇😰🤯😖😬😰🫧🤨🙂😬
here’s an old hard wu’ed floor (Wu x pythor) one shot I made with @loopy-goog for an event a while back!!! Takes place when they got eaten by great devourer 😐🫣😳🫠🫨😐🥳😣
“AHHHHHGGHHHGHHGGFHHGHGHHH!!!!”
They land with a nasty splurch.
“We just got eaten by the great devourer! What do you mean where are we??”
It was pitch black, and it smelled absolutely putrid and acidic.
“It’s all your fault!! I could’ve escaped in time if wasn’t for you!!!” Pythor hissed.
“You had to learn the consequences of your actions!!!” Wu said sassily.
Pythor then starts thrashing around wildly in an attempt to hit Wu in the darkness. He then accidentally flicks on a light switch that was placed on the stomach’s lining. They freeze as the entire stomach is illuminated with completely furnished and installed ceiling lights.
“….What just happened..?”
They turn to see a skeleton dressed in an electricians outfit.
“Huh. Seems like the last person the great devourer swallowed was an electrician.” Wu states nonchalantly.
After a moment of prolonged silence, Pythor speaks up again. “I guess… this is it? I assume there is no use in fighting if we’re just gonna die.”
They sit down, back to back, accepting their fate.
Pythor lets out an exasperated sigh. “I just wish my last meal wasn’t something like a boiled rat eyeball!”
Wu nods. “I feel ya. My last meal was a slice of dirty ham I found on the floor! The ninja told me that the five second rule was a hoax and a scam, but not like anything has gone wrong for me!”
Pythor gives Wu judgemental look.
“Seriously…? Dirty ham? That you found on the bloody floor??”
“Says the snake that eats boiled rat eyeballs!!”
“…I’m so hungry I could eat a horse…” Wu sighs.
Then, a rumble is heard from the throat of the devourer. A horse then drops down in front of them.
“Did that just happen..? You could’ve at least wished for like… a nice picnic or something!” Pythor says, with a shocked expression.
“Then… uhhh… I’m so hungry…” Wu starts. “I could eat a whole picnic!!!”
“Drat. Guess it worth a shot.”
Then, after another rumble, a whole picnic lands in front of them.
“Oh my goodness! We’re alive!” Some guy with a blue shirt exclaims.
“This is craziest first date ever, John!” A woman with bright green overalls says with glee.
“You could say that again, Jenny!!”
Then, John and Jenny make eye contact with Pythor and Wu. John and Jenny start screaming very loudly.
Pythor sighs. “Don’t worry, I’m used to this.”
“Calm down!!” Wu tries to get John and Jenny’s attention. “He’s not gonna hurt you!”
“HOW DO YOU KNOW?!” John yells back. “HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? EVERY HORSE WE’VE MET HAS ATTACKED US!!”
“Horse..?!” Wu and Pythor say in unison.
The horse squeals and charges towards them.
They start running away, but then they both slip and slide into a glob of concentrated stomach acid, dissolving them immediately.
“Oh dear.” Wu then looks over to the picnic. “Well, can’t let this good food go to waste!!”
They make their way over to the picnic and sit down.
“Say, these guys did a pretty splendiferous job if I do say so myself!”
“Yep!” Wu grabs the picnic basket. “Let’s lookie what we have here… ooh! Some cookies, ravioli, hot dogs, a bowl of fruits, sandwiches, cheesecake, and some lemonade!! So yummy!”
“Welp! Let’s dig in!!” Pythor immediately reaches for one of the hot dogs and takes a bite. “This actually really good! You know what would make it even better though? Mustard!”
“Mustard, you say?” A mischievous grin spreads across Wu’s face. “You know… I could help…”
“How could you possibly help with my mustard dilemma?” He inquires inquisitively.
Wu chuckles. “I am the master of creation, after all…”
“What are you getting at?”
Wu puts his hands together and brilliant golden light engulfs them. When Pythor opens his eyes, he notices a man clad in yellow, who smelled strongly of mustard.
“Who the heck is THIS guy?”
“You wanted mustard. So, I summoned the mustard man.”
“MUUUSSSTAAAARDDDD!!!” The mustard man starts shooting mustard everywhere, but when Pythor opens his eyes again, there’s only a perfect amount of mustard on his hot dog. And the mustard man is nowhere to be seen.
“Um… thanks I guess…” Pythor takes a nice big bite of his hot dog. “WOWZA! This is the best mustard I’ve ever had! Thanks mustard man, wherever you are!”
“Yup! Mustard is always best, fresh from the mustard man. By the way, he’s right there, playing with the horse.”
They then watch as the mustard man feeds the horse mustard, making the horse turn into a mustard horse.
“….does that mean I’m going to turn into a mustard snake?”
Wu laughs. “Don’t be ridiculous!! That’s just silly. Now, can you pass the salt please?”
“Sure.” Pythor hands over the salt, but Wu abruptly stops and stares at Pythor’s hand. “Whats the matter-“ Wu grabs Pythor’s arm and examines it more closely. “Your scales…”
“What’s wrong with my- OH MY GOODNESS!! My.. my scales!!!! They’re turning white!!”
“They must be getting bleached from the acid…”
“Grrr…. My poor scales… I’m gonna look so ugly!”
“I actually think they’re kind of nice..” he gently brushes his hand against the scales.
“Um… it doesn’t look that bad!” He quickly pulls his hands away.
“Whatever… not like I’m going to have to live like this anyways…”
“Say, I hate to admit it… but y’know, since we’re gonna die anyways, might as well just say I actually really enjoyed this.”
“Yeah! Maybe in another life, we could’ve been friends.”
“Yeah..” Wu nodded. “I would’ve liked that.”
Then, an even bigger rumble is heard and they are sure that this is it. But instead, for a moment, they see Garmadon yelling, “COWABUNGAAA!!!”
All the ninja go to give him a big hug despite him being covered in green goo.
“Thank goodness! It’s so good to be back!” Wu says happily.
“Are you okay, master Wu?” Lloyd asks.
“Yes.” Wu replies. “Actually, I would say… I’m better than I was before!”
The ninja look at him suspiciously.
“Whatever you say, master. Now let’s get outta here!” Kai exclaims.
“GO NINJA GO!!” The ninja all jump up and somehow freeze mid air.
Wu chuckles to himself, as he turns around and sees a white tail, slithering away.
