Hello, Life Form

🕓- It’s tickle time for you!

sentences that are easy to use for tickle drabbles/fics since i know some of these memes are a lil hard to use for tickle-themed shit so…yeah, here!!

“Try to stay still.”

“I can’t last that long!”

“I’m too ticklish for that.”

“What’s so funny, huh?”

“I feel like you wore that crop top on purpose…”

“You remember your safe-word, right?”

“Tickling is totally cheating!”

“You don’t have to stop…”

“You like this, don’t you?”

“Come over here and make me.”

“Promise you won’t tell?”

“Your laugh is my favorite sound.”

“You’ve gotta wake up!”

“This shirt is so soft, wow!”

“Those socks are so cute!”

“Is this a bad spot?”

“How bad does this tickle on a scale of 1-10?”

“Tell me something embarrassing about yourself.”

“Can I tell you something?”

“Smile for me!”

“I’ll give you five seconds to run.”

“Your hair is tickling me.”

“Stop putting your hands/feet on me, you’re freezing!”

“I’m barely touching you!”

Nothing wrong with never being drunk (in fact, it’s probs a good thing) but it can be hard to write convincingly about alcohol if you’re not familiar with it, and I’ve read enough fics where 5 secs into reading I’m already cringing sooooo

1. It takes more than 1 beer to get drunk

Personally, it takes me (a small female occasional-drinker) either around 3 shots of any spirit, 2 large glasses of wine or 2.5 beer-like drinks within a short space of time to get over tipsy into drunk territory, and to be really drunk-drunk, a bottle of wine (3 or 4 glasses), or 5 shots should do it. BUT IT VARIES FROM PERSON TO PERSON

2. Lime and salt is literally only for tequila

and I know like less than 3 people who actually enjoy the taste of any alcohol

3. Your vision isn’t “blurry” or “foggy”

Alcohol affects your balance not your eyes, so the room defo can seem like it’s spinning but you’ll still have your 20/20. Sometimes it’s hard to focus, but it’s not constant - just every so often your eyes miss their mark.

4. Speech is less “slurred”, more in the wrong order

A great thread on writing drunk dialogue here: https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-write-dialogue-for-a-drunk-character 

5. Not everyone gets hyper-sexual when drunk

It’s less a state of horniness and more a state of lowered inhibitions and social pressure

6. Coffee doesn’t sober you up like magic

Alcohol dissipates from the body at a rate of about .015% of BAC per hour, and drinking coffee doesn’t alter that rate

7. Alcohol rarely sends you into a deep and heavy sleep

You’re more likely to sleep fitfully and keep waking (sometimes to be sick, more likely to piss/drink water - sometimes just bcos being drunk is uncomfortable), unless you’re an alcoholic who depends on drink for sleep

8. You don’t *hic* in the middle of every sentence!!

If the drink is carbonated, then maybe, but you’re way more likely to have a problem with bloating etc with alcohol 

9. You don’t go straight to black-out, speech-slurring drunk

It takes a lot of units and likely a couple of hours to work up to this stage - for different kinds of drunk this webpage is good: http://krisnoel.com/post/40871345058/my-character-is-drunk 

10. Having drunk sex is difficult, awkward and rarely sexy

And you’re more likely to make-out with your friends than any strangers at a club, just because

11. Hangovers are rarely pounding, light-aversion torture

The younger/more tolerant you are, the better. Generally, for a night of heavy but not black-out drinking, you’ll be thirsty, probs nauseous and tired. The room may still be spinning but in an annoying, not painful way, and this’ll go away after a couple of hours and eating something, getting fresh air or having a shower (whatever works for you)

12. People talk nonsense when drunk

You are less likely to get a love confession and more likely to hear about all the rules for a complicated game they just invented, right that second

13. Everyone is different

Don’t make all your characters hyper, or depressive, or angry. For most of the night they won’t get to that stage anyway. Also, remember this whole list is based on my experiences, so feel free to ignore it all and do your own thing. 

Chapter titles

Maps

Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations

Numbering books in a series on the spine

1. fingers, I’ve never had anything else and I’m not really comfortable using them

2. m’girlfriend,   pretty much all of my friends, one, in particular, teases me about so damn much I sjskskdjhfh

3. the same friend that I mentioned earlier- I’ve never actually seen him tickled before but I wish I could, he’s “tough” but really he’s a soft boi and should be taken down a peg every once in a while haha

4. no, it freaks me out for personal reasons

5. ANYWHERE, I’m gonna be honest, I’ve never been tickled that much since I was a kid, but if I ever get tickled by surprise I squeal like a bitch

6. oh god,, 30 seconds?? I’d probably try not to just cause I’d love it too much

7. nothing specific, but damn every time I see an opportunity for someone to tickle me I just start wiSHING

8. I needed an outlet haha ^-^, but also I had some unpublished tickle fics that I wanted to post

9. yeah, most of my close friends, including the one friend I keep mentioning, and my girlfriend, no family knows

10. not out loud sksdkdh, if I’m texting someone, I can’t type it, (I just get super embarrassed), and JUST TRY to make me say it out loud, I’ll just turn red and melt

11. YES!! YESYESYESYES I love them, they destroy me, they just fluster me so much and make me so much more ticklish

12. upper body cause I. have more ticklish spots (underarms, ribs), and not really any on my lower body save for maybe my thighs

13. YES, BOTH!! I’m not super ticklish there, but it’s just so pure- lowkey I pretend to be really sensitive there because it makes my friends happy and I want them to try more places

14. stomach? mostly cause I hate my laughing face 

15. I don’t know any irl, but I LOVE the lees who blush SUPER EASILY, I love lees who have the confidence to ask for tickles, I love closeted lees, sometimes you can just tell ;)

16. TEASES, SKKDSHJKJ, the lers I know are so damn teasy, it kills me, and on the contrary, super shy lers, they’re so damn cute 

17. paint brushes? personally, I don’t like tools but I feel like brushes are just a lil bit more torturous

18. since like, 6th grade no joke. I knew I always had a weird relationship with tickling, I found out it was a thing in middle school and couldn’t get it out of. my head ^-^

19. all ways- favorites would be: teased into asking, provoked, tickled into admitting something, and being taken off guard

20. personally, I guess I like polite, but bratty lees can be super cute too

WELP THAT’S IT, hopefully, that wasn’t too much, sweetheart ^////^

Just some other tbh notes that will most definitely kill me:

If you want to really tickle me, you have to catch me off guard or tease me relentlessly, regular pokes don’t actually work, which makes me really sad

worst spots: ribs, underarms, thighs

light tickles work the best for right off the bat and after I’m laughing then hard tickles work

most of the time, I tickle people just cause I want them to retaliate OOPS

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

My Choices:

Yey!