epic ungulate moments

Centipedes aren't unfriendly. We're actually very easy to make friends with. If you get off on the wrong foot with us then we have 29 more to try again with

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

animals are so right about nuzzling your face into things

afraid of what my future uni colleagues will say when i inevitably bark at them on accident

@bovineblogger have you seen this?

what the fuck cow moose…. shes so beautiful!!!!!??

@who-is-page were you the one who was interested in the Rare Books, or are we mixing you up with someone else? 😭

I'm interested in rare books but I think you're mixing me up with someone else! (Tho this post is still super cool)

I just wanna have 4 legs and go really fast is that so much to ask

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time