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godzilla minus one is crazy because it's basically this incredibly serious and tragic story about a man that wasn't supposed to survive a horrible period in human history and the direct aftermath of it and then every once in a while godzilla shows up and it's one of the scariest things you've ever seen in your life

bisexuals stay winning. this isn’t in reference to anything in particular. it’s just a general statement. A promise. we always win

By Stuart Dunkel

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY

you’re telling me i can’t just exist and someone is going to watch me across bookshop or in the library and fall madly in love with me? i actually have to talk to people? seems fake

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

I 🥺ed my way into this situation and I’m going to 🥺 my way out