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@goodguythenice
I am not going to hurt you

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If you jingle your keys I might just joy out!!
The Man Who Smiled So Much He Choked On A Grin & Died
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can somebody explain how this guy is funny in any capacity please at this point it feels like mass hallucination
okay, before we explain this, I do want to say: generally speaking, if you explain a joke it is not funny anymore! Just a warning! Just a warning, so don't get mad at me please.
and again, before we start I want to stress how important it is that we are not focusing too much on the actual humor you will derive when you get it, okay? Let's focus on identifying what has led to make others laugh, but not yourself. So for this, I will have to explain the joke.
Now, before I do this: I must caution you: if you want to laugh, then you're probably not going to. You see, if you didn't get it at first, then you might not get it right away.
Let's demonstrate with an example: Say you are a cart pusher at Wegman's, and you just read what you're about to read, but then.. all the sudden, it hits. You're pulling over to the side of the road, holding your sides, praying to God, Satan (I suspect the latter from you), whoever, to not get rear-ended by an 18-wheeler.
Okay, so, he's blue. And he's so fuckin spiffy too, so he's the blue gentleman!

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Iβm smiling and thatβs a good thing
Do come now
so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

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how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you
I will give you a great great smile
Ahh! Nothing like a smile left on your mouth after the things I do!!
just wanted to say that you are cute and the fog is not coming. you are beautiful and you really do not have to worry about the fog because it's not coming. The fog wouldn't even be a problem if it was coming, it isn't though, and you are very pretty

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Let us be friends for a long long time
This guy is beautiful!