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The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it

Hey Tumblr! Did you know I make a webcomic? It’s true!

The Divine Alchemy is a loose collection of fantasy stories, each set on the alien world of Śem. Some will be long form and others will be serialized, or short stand-alone stories.

The first story, excerpted above, is called The Last Light of Almorai, and it’s the first chapter in a longer serial called The Hundred Lives of Altainder Pessichus.

Just in case anyone reads this and wants to go in blind, I’m going to put premise spoilers under the cut…

THIS WEBSITE SELLS GOOD JEWELERY FOR CHEAP 

WANT A NEW INDUSTRIAL BAR? ALL OF THESE ARE UNDER $3 AND ARE SURGICAL STEEL 316L. 

WANT A HELLA CUTE NOSE RING?? NO SWEAT, UNDER A BUCK. DON’T LIKE THE 12 YOU SEE HERE?? THERES 196 OTHER ONES FOR YOU TO CHECK OUT

MAYBE YOU HAVE A FRESH PIERCING OR FOR WHATEVER REASON HAVE A HELLA CUTE BARBELL THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE OUT? YOU CAN JUST BUY THE BALLS

WANNA STRETCH YOUR EARS? THESE ARE LIKE $1 EACH !!!!!

DO YOU HAVE SUPER SENSITIVE SKIN??! TAILOR YOUR RESULTS TO ACCOMMODATE THAT

MASTERCARD, VISA, DIRECT BANK DEPOSITE.DON’T HAVE A CREDIT CARD/DON’T TRUST SITES? YOU CAN BUY A PREPAID VISA FROM SEVEN ELEVEN. IT ACTS AS A REAL CREDIT CARD BUT YOU PAY LIKE $20 AND THEN YOU HAVE $20 (OR WHATEVER AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU PUT ON) AND THEN YOU CAN GO NUTS

AND THE BEST PART… INTERNATIONAL FREE SHIPPING ON $30 OR MORE. AND I LOOKED- SHIPPING IS LIKE $7 TO CANADA. 

So:

THIS JEWELRY IS CHEAP HOT GARBAGE AND NOT GOOD QUALITY. THIS JEWELRY IS THE BODY JEWELRY EQUIVALENT TO FAST FOOD. IT’S CHEAP, WILL FILL YOUR PIERCING, BUT IT IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

ain’t my body, ain’t my issue.

I have only one request:

If you utilize body piercing for fetish or sexual purposes DO NOT EVER come into a piercing studio and treat a professional piercing as a sexual experience or service, nor make comments as if it was. This is extremely inappropriate, offensive, and perverse.

I have seen instances of both men and women who have gotten pierced for inappropriate purposes and essentially forced their piercer to be an unwilling part of their sexual experience. It is vile, and one of the fastest way to be asked to never return to a studio.