Two sweet, adorable kitties who are also the worst

Sneaky boy. #cat https://ift.tt/3aMdkBO

Who needs 20 seconds of soft, sleepy purr today? Sound up, here you go. #catsofinstagram

Ham has rediscovered the sink for the summer.

Ham, in a box, extra dramatic

Pattern courtesy of @shitpostsampler, with some color modifications. 

New ‘nip!

Such a pretty little guy.

Setting up my new bullet journal for this year... I don’t think this layout is going to work for me.

Quentin watches a bird from his new rug: a story in three parts.

Merry Christmas!

I have put four ornaments back on the tree this morning alone.

A mighty jungle cat lurks in the seasonal underbrush.

*Unless it gets deleted for posting NSFW content. There isn’t any NSFW content here, but given that a) tumblr’s algorithms can’t tell the difference between a naked body and a sand dune or light brown dog, and b) I’ve had to dispute them blocking numerous videos in the past, I’d only be mildly surprised if it happened, because tumblr’s dev and moderation teams are more incompetent than a pack of starving crazed weasels.

Quentin is being a little jerk this morning so... Whiny jerk babies get snuggles. He’s not unhappy, just confused.

We got Ham a new bed, and he’s actually sitting on it! It’s a post-Halloween miracle.

Bird patrol

*Assuming you’re a US citizen. If you’re not, he’d like you to play with him while everyone else is out voting.