Laurie's Senior Scrapbook

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

John Mulaney was accidentally made immortal in the early 20th century by a witch named Petunia who later turned herself into a dog by accident and John takes it upon himself to care for her to his annoyance because she promised him she’d reverse the spell on his immortality one day

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

hard to swallow pill: not every person u care about is gonna care about u in the same lengths, ur capacity to love n care isnt for every one of them

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

when

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

I am HERE for this.

@caughtaghostaf

@fishfingersandscarves AJDFHFSHDHFALKSDFJAKSDJ