The Toy Soldier🪖

She's my mother!

...Whatever you say, Toy Soldier.

No really! I make her tea and sing her songs. She doesn't say much because she's a tree but she likes it!

Whatever makes you happy.

Why don't you beleive me?

I believe you, fellow soldier!

Oh joy, we have been ordered for another Attack? Splendid! I shall bring my finest rifle and teapot!

What if that person decided to traumatized/kill their own Archivists?

Then we would do it no questions asked, good sir, ma’m, or anything in between!

Oh, joy, another to attack!

This should be jolly good fun!

Oh, I was not invited

Well, now you are good chap! Huzzah!

Oh, joy, another to attack!

Jonny ordered me not to. Can I interest you in a cupcake, though!

What. Who else has Jonny ordered not to ask me out for valentines…

Oh, only the entire toy soldier army, and the crew!

Jonny ordered me not to. Can I interest you in a cupcake, though!

@jolly-good-fellow @ask-a-wooden-man @the-toy-nymph @a-good-toy-soldier and any other toy soldiers! Do you all wish to my my valentines and come for a grand Valentine’s Day tea party?

Why, That Sounds Like A Smashing Good Time! I'll Be There With Bells On!

Oh, joy!

@good-ole-chap incorrect buzzer him

Oh, would you like to come out as queer? That can be very scary, but I promise we'll all love you for your true self no matter what, dear Toy Soldier!

No, dear friend, Jonny physically locked me in the wardrobe in the lower hallway!

Hm, good question, chap!

We could discuss it over a cup of tea after I get you out of the closet?

Good idea, always a good discussion when tea is involved!

I see! I'll make sure to bring his anger issues up the next time I have a therapy session with him! Now, shall I make the tea this time or would you like to?

I shall make it, save you the bother! How many sugars?

Oh, would you like to come out as queer? That can be very scary, but I promise we'll all love you for your true self no matter what, dear Toy Soldier!

No, dear friend, Jonny physically locked me in the wardrobe in the lower hallway!

Hm, good question, chap!

We could discuss it over a cup of tea after I get you out of the closet?

Good idea, always a good discussion when tea is involved!

Oh, would you like to come out as queer? That can be very scary, but I promise we'll all love you for your true self no matter what, dear Toy Soldier!

No, dear friend, Jonny physically locked me in the wardrobe in the lower hallway!

Hm, good question, chap!

We could discuss it over a cup of tea after I get you out of the closet?

Good idea, always a good discussion when tea is involved!

Oh, would you like to come out as queer? That can be very scary, but I promise we'll all love you for your true self no matter what, dear Toy Soldier!

No, dear friend, Jonny physically locked me in the wardrobe in the lower hallway!

Hm, good question, chap!

Oh, would you like to come out as queer? That can be very scary, but I promise we'll all love you for your true self no matter what, dear Toy Soldier!

No, dear friend, Jonny physically locked me in the wardrobe in the lower hallway!