I was today years old when I realized that Kreacher literally means creature
The Black family just called him creature... Wow
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I was today years old when I realized that Kreacher literally means creature
The Black family just called him creature... Wow

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Esfp: *is ordering pizza*
Esfp: Oh and can you tell me how much will I pay ?
Pizza: 7 euros, can you please give us the address ?
Esfp: okey... Bring it to... to The High Street 123. *Hangs up*
Intp: What ? Why did you say that, that's not our address
Esfp: yeah I know, but I don't have 7 euros 😬
Intp: You could have just said, that you don't want to order then...
Esfp: Well, I panicked!
Enfp: Is word dissident a compound word?
Entp: Nah, are you an idiot, what would word sident mean ?
Enfp: ...somebody who agrees ?
Intp: *looking up the etymology of word dissident*
Intp: Acctually 🤓☝️, Enfp is right. It is a compound word. Sident is a conjugation of verb sedere which means in latin "to sit" . So overall Dissident means, sombody who disagrees about your idea..like he won't sit with you
Intp is watching a weather forecast: It will rain !!
Enfj: How do you know? Do your knees hurt?
Esfj: taking a pack of cigarettes out of her bag
Esfj: "What do you think about smokers ?"
Intp: I don't mind them. I have even befriended some of them. 🙂

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We're on our way to town
Intp: What do you have in pocket ?
Esfp: oh, just a little knife
Intp: What ?! Why ?
Esfp: I forgot to put it out since yesterday...
I had my 18th b-day party, but I decided to swap the candle numbers to 81 and celebrate Oscar Piastri dominance
I just realized that Hurry up tomorrow won't be in cinemas in my country 😭😭😭 💔
Big sign on door: DO NOT KNOCK !!!
Intp: imediately knocks on the door

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Guys please, I need an edit of doc. House with Disease song by Gaga !!!
Enfp- I know that mom is written with O but I have also seen some with U
Entp- muther??
Enfp- mum...
on their clit like morse code
"S.O.S. we're going down"
fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post
No stop that
... - . -. -.. . -.-.
uhh?
In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.
They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.
And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.
She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.
Erm, actually... ☝️🤓
Things my math prof said today and I think these sums him up:
Entp: I don't know what you mean but yes.
Entp: Antonym of husband is wife?
Entp: Hmm it could work. It's four or six, I don't know, I don't want to think
Prof.- You need to do a comparison
Enfp- Can I compare the Koran (Quran) and Bible?

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some funny parts from lorenzo & arthur’s interview by autohebdo:
Could you share an anecdote that would help us understand what Charles was like as a child?
Lorenzo: Arthur and I might have different perspectives because I’m nine years older than Charles. My best friend was Jules Bianchi, and we spent a lot of time fooling around on a circuit, having fun, and testing all kinds of karts and tires. Charles was always in the middle of it all and wanted to do the same as us. Even back then, he was extremely competitive, always trying to race against the older kids and beat them. He had the same qualities that define him today: elegance and class in his approach. He is ultra-competitive, but in a fair way. I’ve seen him break tennis rackets, but always out of frustration with himself rather than others. He’s a very fair player.
Arthur: Umm… fair play? Maybe not so much with me! (Laughs) Especially when we played PlayStation—he always gave me the broken controller! That little prick! (Laughs)
Charles became a pianist, and Arthur, you also play music. Who is the best musician in the family?
Arthur: In the beginning, Charles was terrible at piano, I have to say! (Laughs) I remember the first time he touched a piano at our country house—someone was teaching him a song. I was behind him, and he was struggling a lot. Then, I took over and played the song perfectly on the first try. (Laughs) So he gave up and switched to the guitar, which was an even bigger disaster!
Lorenzo: Especially for us!
Arthur: Acoustic guitar, electric guitar… he tried everything! (Laughs) But he eventually got better. He later returned to playing piano, learned much faster, and now he’s actually very talented!
But who is the best musician?
Arthur: We play very different styles. I prefer classical music, while Charles plays more calm, nostalgic songs—he likes that kind of atmosphere. (Laughs) In terms of technique, we are quite similar.
Lorenzo: I’ll be the judge since piano isn’t really my thing. Arthur has perfect pitch, meaning he can replay any song quite easily. He never wanted to take piano lessons, which disappointed our grandmother, who would have loved a great pianist in the family. But Arthur never liked the idea of sitting next to a teacher for long hours. So on one hand, Arthur has a natural talent but only plays when he wants. On the other hand, Charles worked hard at it, especially during the COVID lockdown in 2020, and he’s become really impressive, considering how busy he is!
Between the two of you, who is the best uncle to Leo, Charles’ dog?
Arthur: I think we’re both not great uncles!
Lorenzo: We tried our best, but Leo is a very spoiled dog. He demands a lot of attention—he doesn’t sleep alone and isn’t exactly the cleanest. I decided to take care of him during the day but not at night. He’s adorable, but not always easy to manage!
Arthur: He goes crazy every time he sees me, but I’ve never actually taken him home. I’m the fun uncle—I only see him for the good times! (Laughs)
“Some people aren’t loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty.”
— Unknown