whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls
you guys really liked this one huh
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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls
you guys really liked this one huh

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Not now kitten, mommy needs to overanalyze a 20 year old Nickelodeon cartoon where the characters wear color-coded clothing.
You just KNOW they talking about anime.
She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.
They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).
my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show
I think the most hilarious place to put Post-Canon Sokka would have been the university at Ba Sing Se. I think he would have made a great unhinged professor. Also, in true Sokka fashion, he should have completely dodged fame. Momo is more famous than he is.
He wants to demonstrate to the class how this thing called electricity works, so he's going to be bringing in a Firebender, so everybody be cool, we're all friends here... and in walks Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. One-time conqueror of the city. One of the students is currently writing an essay on how her brief rule of the city affected fruit trade. She says she considers the class to still be her subjects as she doesn't acknowledge any pretenders to any of her thrones, but for now you're exempted from bowing and "Your Highness" will do. It's a really interesting lecture.
"Okay, guys - hey, listen up, everyone - I won't be here next week, me and Aang are going to-" yeah right, sure, Professor Sokka knows the Avatar. Except, of course, the Avatar walks in sheepishly and says that Appa might have gotten into Sokka's hybrid crops, and then you all have to sit there and watch your professor chase the Avatar around with a sword.
One postgrad student is specializing in Water Tribe Cultures. She's currently studying the massive cultural shift that happened in the Northern Water Tribe at the end of the war - oh, and Professor, I absolutely know that you're from the Southern Water Tribe, but it's just that the shift started with Master Katara, and of course I don't think that every person from the South knows one another haha it's just that I need to ask her some questions and I thought maybe you could help me write a letter or write a letter of introduction or...
Sokka looks at her blankly and goes "yeah, she's my sister. KATARA!" which is followed by a faint answering "fuck you!" from Somewhere and to the horror/elation of our postgrad, Master Katara bursts in and is promptly beaned in the head with a rock by Professor Sokka. Her brother. her hero and her professor are siblings and currently brawling on the floor.
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In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.
Minotaur is not a species
The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.
hang on i gotta google something
I am so sorry.
i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.
Awww, he missed the perfect Dad response!
*start to repeat joke*
*stop*
*look at your mother, to you, to your mother, then back to you*
"You're Pregnant??!!?"
the autistic urge to Be the primary source
gonna start keeping a suspiciously detailed hard-copy personal diary & drop numerous “offhand” hints providing valuable historical insight into mundane life in 21st century usa
dear diary, today i wanted to take the bus home (public transit is underfunded and unreliable) so i checked my phone (everyone carries a glowing rectangle with them at all times) but the transit schedules weren’t yet updated so i had to wait half an hour. when i arrived home i microwaved leftovers (we did not cook fresh food daily, despite year-round access to ingredients, heating, and refrigeration) and ate it while answering emails at midnight (work colonized free time)
Deradicalization isn't just for people who got into MAGA BS.
It's for your leftist buddy who got in with a leftist group that promotes eugenics.
It's for your feminist friend who was lured into radical feminism with "divine feminine" rhetoric.
It's for you when you fall into something that you thought you were too smart for, because it never crossed your mind that fascism could be repackaged in a way that would appeal to you.

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i’m sick to my stomach over this actually
for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this
Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways
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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???
I think absolutely everyone on this post's pyjama habits are absolutely mental, including my own. Perhaps there is simply no good answer here.
Most people end up with a "laundry chair" or equivalent where you keep the current rotation of outfits you have worn a little but not enough to make them dirty.
In fact you should have that.
I would encourage you to have that and have it be out in the air and not stuffed in a drawer, and especially not a wooden one.
The thing is human skin makes oil even when it doesn't feel like it and that oil will soak into adjacent clothing and stuff like absorbent surfaces and stay there, which is a problem because human skin oil, like any oil, goes rancid. You do not want a constant source of that in your wardrobe.
It smells like musty crayons [to me at least] like an old box of crayons in a poorly controlled environment that must have gone a little moldy on the paper wrappers by now.
And I used to smell it on some people all the fucking time and not know what it was. I was genuinely concerned that some people had some kind of medical condition that made their bodies smell like that, and was debating the ethics of finding out what that condition was so I could tell them... or argue with myself about telling them...
Turns out their "condition" is nothing more elaborate than "my mother yelled at me for having laundry out in my room, instead of asking questions or showing me what she did, and that taught me to hide my somewhat used clothes back into my dresser, where I then learned it was acceptable to forget about them and just keep doing that until I feel like I had worn my current clothing enough to not be making too much laundry at once, something else which got me yelled at" I discovered this after having a couple partners who constantly had that fucking musty crayon smell...
... which took me a year to wash out of my fucking clothes after I stopped sharing laundry facilities with them. By the way.
It's infuriating because it smells human adjacent but wrong, so it does smell sick, it smells like mold a little but there's no mold to kill off, it seeps into wooden dressers and makes the whole dresser smell like that so it's hard to tell it isn't mold or an infestation or something, and a LOT of other people can't smell it, not until it's really bad, so they'll make you feel crazy about it... AND fucking AND it smells distinctly, infuriatingly similar to fucking wax crayons... The kinds you coloured with as a child.
So, I want everyone to know it is VERY NORMAL adult human behaviour to have a current roster of "not dirty enough yet" clothing, but you should absolutely not be shamefully hiding it away where that skin oil can permeate anything.
That's why a laundry chair, or a rack or the hooks on the back of your door, or the unused shelf on one side of a cat stand where your cat never goes, etc... is so much better. You want air flow, and if you have to put it against an absorbent surface, you want that surface to have consistent airflow...
Or you will smell like neurotic young bachelor to someone like me.
Or you will smell like
neurotic young bachelor
to someone like me.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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"i would kill a pedophile to protect my child" ok but would you teach your child how to say no? even to adults? even to adults you like? would you teach your child the words "penis" and "vulva" and then use them? would you let them ask questions about their body? would you answer them honestly? would you learn how to cope with your feelings when you talk about human bodies, so they don't feel ashamed? would you set a positive example for how you talk about your body? would you tell your child they don't have to hug or kiss anyone? would you tell your family the same? would you stand by them when they refuse to hug someone? even someone you know has never done anything to hurt them? would you let your child avoid food they don't like? would you let you child avoid people they don't like? would you believe them? would you sit in the discomfort of not knowing all the answers and not take it out on them? would you love your child the same if someone did hurt them? would you make them feel valued just as they are? would you let them talk to doctors or nurses in private? would you let them express their feelings? would you show interest in their life? would you let your child say no to you? would you help your child feel safe coming to you when they make a mistake? would you apologize to your child? would you believe them? would you put aside your anger to focus on what would make your child feel safe and loved? would you put your ego aside for your child? would you take your child's concerns seriously? would you listen to your child? would you believe them?