how do i get my cuck to stay put in his chair? he keeps pacing around the room because he is on stimulants..

I feel like tumblr is giving me a somewhat skewed impression of what breaking bad is about

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must

not to be that guy but if you’re talking about breasts, say breasts. if you’re talking about pregnancy, say pregnancy. you don’t have to bend over backwards coming up with wacky shit like “uterus-having pregnancy-carrier” or “afab presenting nipples” to be more inclusive. half the time, it’s not inclusive anyway. so just be specific. a person with breasts can simply be “a person with breasts.” it’s easy, it’s fun, it’s free

#some trans men don’t have breasts. famously‚ there’s a surgery about it #some cis women don’t have breasts. the same surgery #some trans women do have breasts. famously #there are hormones and also surgery about it #some cis men have breasts. Gandalf for one (via @aurpiment)

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

kendall, six months later, cradling shiv's baby in his arms: okay yeah I did kill that waiter

Stewy having like quadruple texted Kendall and then texting back in .05 seconds yeah just like I thought you would.

The furniture and decoration in shiv and toms house rly does drive me insane like. Why do they have so many light fixtures that are the same as the ones at waystar. Why do they have that long ass dining table when there are just the two of them if it wasnt meant to simulate a board room table where shiv gets to sit at the head. Why do they have a dog when it is only there for show in its enclosure, that none of them bother taking care of personally and relegate the caretaking to invisible staff instead. She literally calls her husband just some guy who works for her. Shiv literallyyyy made herself a doll house where she got to play her dad like that was what her marraige was for and thats why im obssessed with her