golf with your only friend

hope they hit the town in their matching little shirts and kiss in the middle of the street and cheers to themselves

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

He really put that photocard in his phone in a half jokey way to promote merch and has kept it there for weeks to the point where it's now a genuine "keeping a picture of his boyfriend in his phone case" thing :((( going out on dates with his boyfriend and he takes his phone out and there's a picture of his boyfriend in the case for anyone to see because he loves him and that's a thing he can do now :(((((((

imagine you come home DRUNK, and your BOYFRIEND makes you do a SPONSORSHIP for NORDVPN and then FUCKS hudson williams in the TOMODACHI LIFE game.

love isnt real it was made up by dan and phil to sell more photocards