My Daddy Has More Mistresses than Yours

What’s a prince gotta do around here to be pounded against his bed?

Stop that.

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

But are you tho

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

Wasn’t made aware you suddenly morphed into Constantinos but go off I guess

Deny deny deny.

Do you have a plushie ferret named after me? I don’t think so.

Who’s to say I don’t, James.

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

But are you tho

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

Wasn’t made aware you suddenly morphed into Constantinos but go off I guess

Deny deny deny.

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

But are you tho

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

I say this as your friend and favorite person in the world, a four-year-old dead meme is not going to convince me of anything.

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

But are you tho

Of course I am. A future lawyer must keep a cool head under stress.

none of us are ok but it’s fine

I’m actually doing relatively well, personally.

Petition to rename the “Preppies” to the “Daddy Issues”

Excuse you, but I happen to be perfectly well-adjusted thank you very much.

Oh, he has a master key. It’s outrageously creepy.

Do share.

I swear on my kids’ souls, Derby brought a peacock to school.

I think that thing’s out to get me.

Do calm down. Just give the thing some grapes, they go absolutely wild for grapes.

Do share.

I swear on my kids’ souls, Derby brought a peacock to school.