A Fine Skylark

We’re gonna have baseball this year. I should be happier about it.

But you’re not?

I came back to play baseball, but I’ve been in quarantine half of the time.

If we social distance any longer I’m gonna start breaking things. 😩

I mean, I get it. I’m not trying to get sick but I haven’t seen anybody but my teammates and coaches, and it’s kinda driving me crazy?

I’m going out, I don’t know where I’m gonna go but it’s gonna be somewhere where I don’t have to stare at bedroom walls.

They have us holed up at that fleabag motel near New Coventry if you want to come by the window and wave or something.

I came back to play baseball, but I’ve been in quarantine half of the time.

If we social distance any longer I’m gonna start breaking things. 😩

I mean, I get it. I’m not trying to get sick but I haven’t seen anybody but my teammates and coaches, and it’s kinda driving me crazy?

I’m going out, I don’t know where I’m gonna go but it’s gonna be somewhere where I don’t have to stare at bedroom walls.

I came back to play baseball, but I’ve been in quarantine half of the time.

If we social distance any longer I’m gonna start breaking things. 😩

Tryin’, that’s for sure. You better be too, hotshot!

I feel bad because this kid broke his wrist reaching for my screwball last night. He made contact but the pop of the bat went all the way into his wrist and just... oof. Don’t reach. Just take the strike.

Broke his wrist?? Damn!

If she doesn’t let me hurl paint globs at the canvas with my bare hands, I’m gonna duck out.

I might lay down some paint elsewhere while you’re busy with that. 🤔

I feel bad because this kid broke his wrist reaching for my screwball last night. He made contact but the pop of the bat went all the way into his wrist and just... oof. Don’t reach. Just take the strike.

Broke his wrist?? Damn!

I feel bad because this kid broke his wrist reaching for my screwball last night. He made contact but the pop of the bat went all the way into his wrist and just... oof. Don’t reach. Just take the strike.

Broke his wrist?? Damn!

There’s a few Buzzfeed Unsolved episodes worth of weird stuff going on around here...

Wanna do a little investigating? 😈

I mean, yeah maybe. Say, there’s this one girl that I’m fairly certain is... a psychopath? Is that just me reading her wrong or...?

There’s a few Buzzfeed Unsolved episodes worth of weird stuff going on around here...

Wanna do a little investigating? 😈

I mean, yeah maybe. Say, there’s this one girl that I’m fairly certain is... a psychopath? Is that just me reading her wrong or...?

There’s a few Buzzfeed Unsolved episodes worth of weird stuff going on around here...

Wanna do a little investigating? 😈

Sounds productive?

Yeah! Not bad for a day at the park. I’m a little sore, but it’s just a thing.

I know just the thing for that! 😈

Sounds productive?

I was raised in a Catholic orphanage. One of the priests taught me how to play baseball. Father Hal taught me how to pitch, hit, and field until I could do all three blindfolded. I’m not dumb, I’ve just got a lot in my head.

Not dumb at all, I could never remember half of what goes on in baseball... Takes talent to do that! 😈

It’s funny, you know? I can’t do statistics, like, the math class, for shit. But I can calculate batting average and Earned Run Average in my head. I’m here because I stopped going to class at my old school. I dunno.