Golden Yams

After a dance performance, i had tried to wipe away the makeup, but clearly I can’t makeup. The mascara basically smudged onto my lower eyelid. 

Makeup made me feel like shit. But then

My friend was like

You look sort of like a cute demon.

Standard anime harem requirements

- Childhood friend

- New girl, highest chance of being a tsundere

- A flat girl, very likely to be loli

- Huge boobs girl

- Bath scene/ bathroom scene

- Boob grab

-MC is clueless guy who is clueless

Other additions may include:

-Kuudere

-Yandere

-Male character who’s gay for MC

-And many more combinations depending on number of girls

WOAHHH THERE.

WTF IS THIS. JAPPPAAAAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

So my spanish teacher gave an assignment to write about a previous life. She said be creative so I chose to be a god slayer. My friend to write about being a zombie. It was the most awkward thing having her check over the writing because she had no idea what I was talking about.

She read it for like ten minutes before calling me up.

Don’t you love how when you’re messaging someone, they won’t see your own face? You could be grinning, laughing, crying, or frowning.

You can also think things through and edit before posting it (which Tumblr users seem to rarely do)

I’m pretty sure any boobage it looks like I have (very little) is created from my bra....

Flat AF

Grandpa: I bought some japanese curry.

Mom: How many times have I told you not to buy food products from Japan? There's RADIATION and crap.

Dad: Japanese curry is tastes good BECAUSE of the radiation.

Once again that contradicting feeling of the ending was great, but it required the deaths of favorite characters. GODAMMIT.