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I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

Thank you.

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

Sis, don't text him.

Don’t do it. You know he not going to reply OR he’s going to waste your time. Don’t.

I always reblog this around this time because these are our “let my stupid ass text this boy” hours. Don’t. He ain’t thinking bout you *Beyonce voice* 

Hahahaha at a point I needed this so here’s for someone else who does now 😘

i really, really love the moon

Still wondering why god never blessed me with freckles 🤷🏽‍♀️

BYO

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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