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mr off road trip came to see me today while i was at work and i ofc gave him a boner

good morning world

satoru and you belong to enemy mafia clans which naturally means the two of you cannot stand each other but then again he’s so obsessed with you he’s been killing all of your lovers and ruining possible marriage arrangements bc if he can’t have you then nobody can

so i ended up hanging out with this artist guy and he’s 6’4 and a very good kisser need a say anything else

guys tell me i shouldn’t feel bad about agreeing to see mr artist boy tomorrow night like mr off road trip and i are not together but we’re sort of involved and i can’t help but feel like i’m doing something wrong

just when i think i’ve successfully ghosted mr off road trip he brings me back with the ouija board

when others tell satoru to do his best before a mission (only when it’s a big one) he replies with “don’t worry, i’m the strongest ;)” but when you tell him not to die or else you’ll kill him (affectionately) he deadass quotes voltaire to you “i should like to lie at your feet and die in your arms” and while he might look and sound silly and sickly romantic, that man actually means it with his whole heart and soul