Hot And Sweaty

Madeline's brow furrowed, confusion coloring her features as she gave a disbelieving laugh.

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"WOW you can't just possess me without asking for my safe word first!"

"Look I know we're dealing with eldritch beings here but I just think horses are the real evil."

"Fuck my nut in the butt!"

"This is my life now. Sleep, steal, kill, see the horrors of the universe. Repeat."

"Oh I'm so sorry the ticking clock on my life is inconvenient for you!"

"..... Did you just kill a zombie with peanut butter?"

"I'm so fucking tired of British people!"

"Look I'm emotionally needy, you can't expect me to DO things."

"I will shove your cigars up your ass and light them you slimy fucker!"

"Hm? No it's no big deal my ex just decided to kill my date last night. Sucks but it happens."

"I looked into the face of evil... and it neighed."

"Is it really a Tuesday if one of us didn't nearly get ritual sacrificed?"

"No. God please no stop talking about sewers. This is not what I meant by dirty talk."

"Yes well no one listens to you because you have breasts."

"I just had a dead man call me a Good Boy... I don't know what I feel."

"Son of a buzzards uncle!"

"I am not dressed for another dimension right now are you kidding me?!"

"My favorite shoe is inside a leviathan. Don't speak to me."

"I was so good at pretending to be crazy that I became crazy."

When Bart had first demanded it Kade had been resolute he wouldn't but the longer Bart had held out the less control Kade had. Once Kade started? He couldn't stop. It was true. His boyfriend wasn't the person Kade dreamed about, sexually and otherwise. It was Bart. Always Bart.

The comment piqued his interest.

CJ didn't begrudge Kade bagging their coach. Rick was gorgeous, amazing. Frankly he was just jealous that Kade got to him first.

Borrowing their coach for a night had started out as a joke. The joke had continued to teasing Kade about not being sure if he knew what to do with all of that man and Kade continuing it saying he should show him then. That led them to...here. Where it wasn't such a joke anymore.

They were at Rick's place and by now were in his bedroom. Kade was sitting off to the side: watching. Rick and CJ were down to their underwear on Rick's bed. CJ was straddling the man's hips, his hands lazily stroking over his chest as they kissed.

CJ bit Rick's lower lip lightly, giving it a small tug.

Watching how breathy and and needy Rick was already was extremely arousing. His man was such a desperate slut sometimes and it was nice to see it as an observer.

Should Alvin have been insulting the kids at the campus he worked on? Probably not. But sometimes it was hard to bite his tongue. Especially when he was already having a rough day. Because it seemed like no one knew how to clean up after themselves and yes it was his job to clean up but sometimes it was just exhausting how many pieces of garbage were literally just inches away from an actual garbage bin.