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why did no one ever tell me how fun sports rpf was before i got into f1 man its yaoi cocaine center over here

you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.