Celestial Phoenix

Me, a Floridian who has never taken hurricane preparedness seriously, flying around Walmart with a cart full of wine, 20 boxes of Twinkies, and cheap virgin mary candles: Beep, Beep mother-fuckers, this is an emergency.

You know I love this line, because Mabel is not dumb. She knows darn well she’s being insulted, but not only does she like to give people the benefit of the doubt because she’s such a kind and positive person, she genuinely sees no reason why a fat old lady can’t be awesome and great. Nor should any of us. 

#we should all just try to be more like Mabel

[Strange metal clinks, like the sound of metal being hit by a hammer, or being hit with other pieces of metal in general, accompany each footstep, along with the general sound of metal rubbing over other pieces of metal. The room’s acoustics make it all sound hollow though, like a far off echo.]