GET LOST OR GET FOUND

best part of jordan peterson ytps is how few cuts you need. he just says so much stupid bullshit in a row

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

i’m on onion rings right now

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally