Superman and Wonder Woman in front of the "Supercomputer"
Kal-El: Bruce, we need to refer to your main problem. It’s causing some concern in the League: Joker.
Diana: Bruce: we don’t know what’s the key of your relationship with the Clown, but this roller coaster has to stop. You put him in jail or Arkham and he always manages to escape, every time making a bigger deadly statement to call to your attention. You have to admit you are over your capacities. His death toll, so far is….
Kal: ...169 innocent lives, 5 known criminals and 2 aliens. Completely unacceptable. I’m sorry, but this is all on you and your inability to do something…
Bruce: But I always capture him back…
Diana: For how long? And after how many atrocities? The Joker situation needs a permanent solution. 169 innocent lives demand it.
Kal: You don’t want us to intervene in your city, but the status quo can’t go on as it is. You are forcing our hand: Joker belongs in Belle Reve, solitary confinement, so he can’t manipulate or influence other inmates or the staff. Only medium of communication via electronic media, only for esentials, in writing. You thinking you can control him is something absurd and crazy…
Bruce: I’m not crazy! Alfred had me tested!
Diana: Sweetie: we still need to see the results of those tests…
Kal: Look, B, you are famous for your rigid standards judging your fellow Leaguers. We advocate for you to apply the same to yourself. Never trust the results requested by somebody at your service paying with your money for them.
Diana: Not reliable. Alfred cares about you, Bruce. Too much. He’s known to let a few snafus of yours go away for your sake. Parents rarely are trustworthy in judging their progeny with the required severity.
Kal: No buts. You know we’ve tolerated your numerous peculiarities because we consider you an asset. But this had gone for too long.
Diana: After serious deliveration, the League has concluded we will give you one week to solve the Joker problem permanently, before it becomes a Global problem…
Kal: Yeah, yeah, the famous Batman code...Nothing like that. If you can’t give a permanent solution, we will personally take your friend to Belle Reve, with absolute and permanent prohibition to Waller to use him for her Suicide Squad. Believe me: we can find him wherever he is. She can’t.
Diana: She can’t even control Harley Quinn. She won’t be able to even talk some sense into Joker. This time, we’ll make sure she doesn’t get close to him. Personally.
Kal: Solitary confinement, no human contact at all. May seem unhuman, but we must stop him before he levels an entire city just to say Hello to you. No more indulging him.
Bruce: I need to consider it…
Diana: Stop it right there. 169 innocent lives is our limit. He was enabled long enough. No more considerations. We say this with respect and caring. This needs to stop.
Kal: Next: Lex Luthor. A stone in my shoe for too long. Enough is enough.
Diana: We also hope there’s a posibility for redemption, but facts demonstrated the oposite. It’s like religion: for redemption, the individual must acknowledge its wrong doings and show true signs of wanting to reverse the course. Some are unable or unwilling.
Kal: For those we need to up the ante. No more chances, no more time up. No more lives at stake. I could build a prision on the Moon for them, but it’s not fair to condemn a full staff of good people to guard them and be separated from their home and loved ones. So, Earth it is then. Our best option is Belle Reve. These guys are resourceful and deceitful, so I’ve developed Nanobots to put into their blood stream so we can locate them in case they escape. No metallic parts.
Diana: I could put a party of Cerberus dogs and their relatives to keep an eye on them...on second thought, may be I will. With a temporary detail of Amazons to train them. I’ll talk to Hippolyta and the U.N.
Kal: Bruce: Time is ticking.
Batso in front of the Batcomputer.