Give Me Adderall Or A Lobotomy

First and foremost, I imagine them as a grubbier kid. They constantly have dirt on them (not any evidence of them actually eating the dirt.... Obviously.....) and are constantly stuffing bugs and creatures into their pockets. They are never allowed to bring any of it inside though, having either been forced to let go of any creatures or one of the parental units just straight up killing the creature to subdue any potential fight about bringing it in. Also generally, I feel like Mayor and Macaque would Not be good parents in any sort of shape or form. On some level, I'd imagine that they'd be neglectful, at the very least emotionally. They would not want kids and are not prepared in the slightest for kids, so when this mf pops up they really are not keen to change any part of their existing life styles. They'd probably do the very bare minimum of keeping this thing alive, fed, and clothed. Maybe some mental stimulation through play if they're feeling extra kind. As a result, they'd probably grow up to be more heavily self-reliant and borderline detached. As a kid, they never really liked being cooped up in the house when they didn't have to be-- Constantly getting into trouble on the streets and stuff, though I also imagine that he'd spend a lot of time at a park, where there's some semblance of more nature and things to do as an unemployed kid. God forbid if Macaque or Mayor (lets be honest, probably mayor) ever tried to put them into school, though. Their ass would constantly be playing hooky and racking up truancies like it were nothing.