How else are we supposed to buy our avocaddos?

We out here hustling cause baby boomers won’t die fast enough, and the gen after them don’t know how to run the country. 

my grams just called me TWICE because tr*mp’s interrupted her soap operas for like the fifth time with a press conference and she’s officially had it. there’s gonna be a revolution of elderly black women who can’t watch young and the restless because tr*mp stay butthurt.

update: my grams just called me at work because tr*mp interrupted her young and the restless. “i don’t know why they gotta turn off my stories just so he can lie. he knows he doesn’t treat jewish people right. he wasting folks’ time. i wanna see if phyillis gonna kiss billy.” she’s this close to calling her representative.

update: … i just heard a voicemail on my phone. he’s interrupting y&r again? “he doesn’t know what to do, honey. why is he talking about airplanes? EVERY. DAY. sick of this man. i turned it off and got my word search. he better be off before bold and the beautiful, i know that much.”

plot twist: grams is totally fine with the comey hearings interrupting y&r. “honey, if it gets that man impeached, i can miss a day.”

she our granny too now

^

quality healthy living

Damn I wanna join lol

WE BRINGING JERKIN BACK??

you’ll do good. despite what you think, you’ll do good