Why, Thank You

helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

The people that park their cars crooked may actually be the victims of other people parking poorly who have already moved on.

im the hair slap

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

If I ever did get too tired of this website I wouldn’t even delete I didnt spend half of my life tagging things for nothing

Anxiety is like experiencing failure in advance.

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

my attention span is so bad i cant watch something without being on my phone at the same time i always have to have 2 layers of activity when did this happen why is capitalism stealing my soul away the spectacle has me firmly in its grip

This is also the reason that when people get lost or are trying to find an unfamiliar destination, they turn their car stereo down.

Whoa wait turning down the music so you can “see better” is a real thing and not just something to poke fun at?