If I ever meet ZUN I want to thank him for a lot of things, like Dark Road and Rumia, but most importantly? The fact that he decided that in Urban Legend in Limbo, his sad wet danger meow meow Mokou, tragic immortal with mastery over fire, meets miss funny thang Futo, dopamine overdosed immortal with a legitimate clinical case of pyromania, and they each find each other so insanely mind blowingly cool ā and from around the same era and from allied households, too! ā that they immediately become besties and fight to the ādeathā (different kinds of immortals) to celebrate before scheduling 60 more play dates.
You know Futo got home that day like āMIKO HOLY FUCK YOU GOTTA MEET MY NEW FRIENDā and Mikoās blood pressure spiked while she gripped the hem of her cape because she knows anyone Futo would be this excited for has to be at least deeply deranged herself, meanwhile, Mokou slammed open Keineās bedroom door at 3:52 AM, and Keine got startled and began undressing because this was sudden but she was not going say no, but then Mokou goes āKeine, I made a new friend, it is imperative that you meet her, she understands the vicisitudes of immortality, yet she dwells not in itās apparent stagnancy, she flows freely like a spring sparrowā, so Keine is eager to meet whoever could evoke this vigor from the usually dour Mokou, and then the next day she pinches the bridge of her nose in overwhelming shame as she sees Mokou and Futo throwing molotov cocktails and plates at Eientei with big smiles on their faces. A few feet away is Miko, her face cuped in her hands, stewing in something you could only call parental shame. It was the best day of Mokou and Futoās life.


















